as he shoved his very large pp in me, I said "NOOO Dwayne we need to have a talk about when we can tell the world about us and our dookie love and our child" he paused with his pp still sticking up #boner- said "Leah, we're pregnant?" And I said "yes babay" he celebrated and said "let's go tell the world now!!!!!" I farted in my butt flappers flapped graciously. IT WAS SO LOUD.
THE END
STAY SUPER FREAKY
DOOKIE
BY LEAH
