Thing's To Do In Detention

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So, when you do something wrong, and I mean, you do, or just your class is a pain in the ass and decided you aren't going to each lunch today, here is some thing's you can do while you are trapped in a class room with a teacher :)

Sit there and groan and moan about how much the world suck's and how un-fair it is

Draw on the table, your arm's, leg's, friend's face, book, anywhere

Keep asking the teacher questions

Stay quiet and play Temple run two 

Day dream about kidnapping your favorite actor/actress/musician/you tuber

Imagine meeting your idol

Plan an escape route for when a lunatic break's into a school with a gun

Plan an escape route for when the school is attack my a space ship, and then search for the man in the blue box

Stare at your teacher to make them uncomfortable, and when they ask why your staring at them, tell them you are just tyring to figure whether or not that it's chocolate on their face

. Wait until your teacher turn's around, get up and make the whole class swap seat's and when the teacher turn's back, act clueless and ask if they're feeling well. Do this numerous time's so that they'll soon think they're mad and let everyone go

Privately tell the whole class to star humming randomly, when everyone in the class does it, the teacher won't pin point who it is at the time and by the time she/he get's incredibly pissed off, tell her/him that no one's humming and they should get that checked out

Have a emergency stash of Pop Rocks (I got one) and when the teacher isn't looking, you and your friend will have a mouth full and then sit there like nothing's happening while the pop rock's pop in your mouth and when the teacher confront's you, just say that you need it for medical reasons

. Throw thing's around the class room, preferable the fan that is on, then it can go anywhere

Listen to music

Play slap with your friend (A game where you both have to try to slap the back's of each other's leg's)

Play chop sticks (A game where you play with a friend or friends, and you have to- you know what, i'm to lazy to explain this one. Google it)

Pllay paper/scissors/rock with someone on the opposite side of the class room

Tap on the desk

. Complain that your hungry and it's inhumane to keep you in

Scream ontop of your lung's, run into the corner of the room, curl into a ball and say that you saw Toby (From Paranormal Activity) and that he told you he want's you to kill everyone

Explain to the teacher the law of physics, and then get onto the topic of why a zebra is just a horse that wanted to look cool

. Sit there and make funny faces at the teacher

. Have a conversation with the person next to you. PLOT TWIST: It's an empty chair and your actually talking to your imaginary friend Toby, who want's you to sacrifice everyone in the room

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