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she sits and i watch her bc she looks like a poop

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she sits and i watch her bc she looks like a poop





today me and her spent our day saying yes and no , because its always yes and no with us. she is so scary, she knows everything but she decides she doesn't, isn't that amazing  ?

today we both cried, she stopped calling me piggy for a while and i literally sobbed ew
i even got angry and was like fine okay but then we both said our vows and we got married 🥹

btw she is so stupid too like she says so less words, she is pretty too because she speaks what she wants, isn't that super duper cool ? well bear my rants about her everyday from now because its a job my lady.

as i am speaking to her right now , i also decided that i will tell her anything even she doesn't asks for it because why do anything just because the other wants you to but not genuinely from heart you know ? well she doesn't knows when to say no so welp but i know when she wants to, i hope i actually do because i get tricked too.

she wants chips now isn't that sad ? she told me i am a bad rizzler 😔 such a shame on a rizzard, i say that 'she knows' but it's actually what i am thinking and not what she actually knows yk ?

well look at me, a woman who joined 2 weeks ago being a wrecking havoc on mbs but its not that everyone is nice and she is more nice i believe in that.

she even hesitates to say what flavor chips she wants smh 🙄 what a girl, WHO THE HELL HESITATES ON THAT AND SAYS "UHM" ewwwww yikes

call yoda we have an emergency here !!

call yoda we have an emergency here !!

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stress level at its peak.

guy she likes 'yes' flavor 🥰such a creative person

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guy she likes 'yes' flavor 🥰
such a creative person

don't worry i can handle her laziness
( the audacity AHHHHHHH IM CRYING )

she went to eat ,
okay while she eats i will enjoy myself some songs i think i can relate her to.

yes she is just like that ( guys we r so platonic )

she loves books but no we are not reading any collen smelly hoover idc if i misspelled her name

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she loves books but no we are not reading any collen smelly hoover idc if i misspelled her name .
knulla henne

am i doing a crime rn ? well nope , i have a harem ( & i love every boys and girls in it, my babies ) rn 🫶

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am i doing a crime rn ? well nope , i have a harem ( & i love every boys and girls in it, my babies ) rn 🫶

yes this is gonna happen everyday, maybe less lines if i have had a tiring day but i won't miss it and if i ever did i will write a whole apology letters to the ma'am ☹️

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yes this is gonna happen everyday, maybe less lines if i have had a tiring day but i won't miss it and if i ever did i will write a whole apology letters to the ma'am ☹️

she eats very slowly, sorry i have been waiting for some content and im trying. melts
she took 40 minutes ..

well i dont like tomatoes but she does maybe thats why her toes smell.

k bye gonna talk secrets now no more content for you 🥺

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