Splatoon Oneshots

Intro

HELLO! Sorry, uh. If you didn't read the description, i have been having Splatoon as a hyperfixation for a good while and wanted to make oneshots from it.

This book will contain many sensetive topics, fluff, lime and implied sexual stuff.

There will be no smut

There will be no proships or bad ships in general(toxic or other)

I don't sensor swears, or minor inappropriate/sensetive words like sex, or any intimate body part.

More serious words like slurs (even if im allowed to say them) and more sensative and serious stuff will be censored in a way. Such as Tr@nny, or S£lf H@rm

——— ——— ———

My headcanons are:

Pearl and Marina adopted Agent 8

Agent 4 and Neo Agent 3 live as roomates.

Captain Agent 3 lives alone

Cuttlefish is secret friends with Octavio

Callie and Marie live alone together.

Deep cut all live together.

All the Agents are female. (Captain, Neo 3, 4 and 8)

Big man is a trans man.

Shiver is a afab nonbinary(like the author)

Agent 8 is Lesbian

Agent 3 is Bisexual with a preference for Females

Agent 4 is AroAce

Callie and Marie are both Pansexual

Cuttlefish is Bisexual

Octavio is Questioning

All of Deep cut is questioning

Shiver is Demisexual though

——— ——— ———

Ships(Actual canon 🤭):

Pearlina (Pearl X Marina)

Agent 38 (Agent 8 X Agent 3)

——— ——— ———

Illegal ships or Ships that i simply just hate and will never write about:

Callie X Marine

Craig(Cuttlefish) X Callie or Marie

Octavio X anyone

Pearl/Marina X Agent 8

Straight Agent 38 ship (Im so sorry, i dont know why i hate it, but internally i just hate it with a burning passion for some reason)

The Agents(Excluding Callie and Marie) X any old person

Any Deep cut member X another Deep cut member (Sorry guys, i see them three as more of a choatic sibling relationship)

anyone X Small fry (Small fry is a basically a fucking child, don't be a weirdo)

Mr Grizz X anyone (Romantic, im okay with platonic stuff)