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I'm So Interview

Icon Americana, a popular TV company has requested an interview with Matteo at their TV studio to get to know Matteo better.

At Icon Americana TV studio

Paul McGraw (the interviewer) is sitting on a sofa chair with Matteo sitting on an identical one opposite him.

PAUL
Hello, viewers. I'm your host, Paul McGraw! And we have the music artist, Matteo Parsha with us today for an interview of 30 questions. Ready to begin? Question 1: Why did you choose to do country music?

MATTEO
Back in Ahvaz, it was what me and my family sang all the time and I'm not really into the whole upbeat pop music thing.

PAUL
Fair, Fair. Not really into pop either. So Question 2: Why did you decide to apply to Burbanock Records?

MATTEO
Because they're one of the only no experience record labels. And I thought as a man, I should be meeting new people.

PAUL
Question 3: Why did you and Arlo decide to date?

MATTEO
You need to be independent to be a man, but you can't leave a woman waiting. And she's totally in my league.

PAUL
Question 4: Who are your top 3 favourite members of Burbanock Records not including yourself?

MATTEO
Arlo, Ethan and Moment.

PAUL
Question 5: Who are your top 3 least favourite members of Burbanock Records?

MATTEO
Alexander, Harlow and Momoka.

PAUL
Question 6: What do you think of the additional members from Shiren Eerie's original team?

MATTEO
At first I wasn't so sure if I was really all that happy when I found out they'd be joining. But I actually became best buds with Moment. Memory is okay. But I'm not really into Alvaro and Momoka.

PAUL
Question 7: What do you think about the current state of the other members success.

MATTEO
As a man I think it's no surprise that I'm on top. Rosie and Kyra are doing quite well. Kaite is beginning to get the hang of things. I think the other team members need to step up their work. And I think the new kids need to learn from me because they'll need it when releasing their first albums.

PAUL
Question 8: What's something you want everyone to know about you?

MATTEO
That I'm not just a male, I'm a man.

PAUL
Question 9: How do you feel about Winning 3rd place last reward ceremony?

MATTEO
I think Coach Eerie felt pity on Rosie and Kyra because they were stuck on the bronze and silver part of the Burbanock Records Podium so she tried to give them a turn.

PAUL
Question 10: What would your dream girl look like? And you can't say it would be Arlo.

MATTEO
Ahahha! Nice one, man. I'd say, big boobs but not too big, a small waist, a big bum but not too big, no body hair, not too short but no too tall, long hair but not too long, smart but not smarter than me, strong but not stronger than me, brave but not braver than me and knows how to treat a man.