Keys
Hey ! = Talking.
Hey ! = Thinking.
Author's POV.
We start this chapter a bit differently than the last one, we begin outside of the White House with Rand outside taking a sip of some vodka in a bag with there also being a vendor in the background not that you can see it or anything.
Vendor : T-shirts ! Get your t-shirts.
Then a teacher and her students entered the frame.
Teacher : And the White House is called the People's House, because in America the government works for you.
Rand : Bullshit !
The students gasped as they and the teacher looked over to see Rand.
Rand : Listen up kids, everything they teach you in school is a lie ! You want the truth ? The world is being controlled by shadowy elites and shape shifting lizard people !
More people walked by to listen to Rand's ranting.
Rand : Have you ever folded a one-dollar bill ? Look, you can make it say boobs.
Rand then did exactly that, folding a one dollar bill to make it say 'Boobs'.
Rand : What does it mean ?!
Rand then pulled out a megaphone out of his robe as he still was ranting on and on.
Rand : Am I the only one who cares that the President is a robot ?!
Rand then broke his glass of vodka by slamming it to the ground and he also pulled out some kind of flyer.
Rand : Wake up sheeple ! The evidence is right here.
He then mashed the flyer into a boy's face before throwing even more of the flyer just for them to fall to the ground.
Rand : These sons of bitches got snipers trained on me for telling the truth !
Upon saying this, legit sniper dots were pointed at Rand's head.
Rand : Ah, I love being right.
A car honk could be heard as the people who were listening instantly scattered to not be ran over.
Rand : Thank you. Take a flyer for a friend.
The car window gets pulled down to be revealed Reagan was driving the car and Y/n was in the backseat.
Reagan : Dad what the fuck ?! Has retirement made you go completely insane ?!
Y/n : Yeah bro that was one of your weirder rants, even more weird than your rant on voice acting.
Rand : No, but the 5G radio waves in the air have. Which you can read all about in my new manifesto available on Kindle.
Reagan : Oh Jesus Christ, don't listen to my father kids ! He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien !
Rand : Ambien's a great drug, really helps clarifies some things.
Y/n : Don't do drugs kids ! I'm 90% sure none of you have fathers to learn from so I'm doing it for them !
Reagan : C'mon dad, me and Y/n are gonna be late for work.
Rand slightly begrudingly entered the passengers seat as Reagan drove off.
Reagan : Democracy is real ! Have some keychains.
Reagan threw some keychains, one of them hit a boy in the eye which made him start crying.
Rand : Hey Reagan, let's go to the mall and get a Weatzel's Pretzel. They got those ones with the... the cheese inside of the crust.
Y/n : Damn it now I'm getting hungry again.
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