Fever Dream /Schlattbur\

3: When are These Guys Going to School?

(The Cult Of Dionysus, The Orion Experience)

And when we said it last chapter, yes, Schlatt was stuck there holding a sleeping Wilbur throughout the night, but he didn't care. It was Wilbur he was talking about, he would do anything for the insanely tall boy. (the tall part wasn't necessary, but who even cares)

Once the alarm went off for the two to wake up, Schlatt was insanely tired. But whatever, it wasn't like he was up all night on his phone, just hoping, praying, for just one tiny morsel of sleep. It happened, but only for an hour. I mean Schlatt was pissed off having to stare at Wilbur just peacefully sleeping through the night. It was worth it though, Will was nice to look at, especially if said person didn't know if you were staring.

"Honey sweetie pie, wake up! It's time to learn a bunch of useless shit that we won't even use when were adults. Well technically speaking, were legally already adults, but we still have another year, right?"

"Oh my god, Schlatt! Stop rambling!"

Schlatt just mentally dismissed the lowness in Wilbur's voice.

"Oh, your awake."

"Yeah, wonder fucking why."

"That's nice, now please get off me, I want to go to 'school'." Schlatt made air quotes around the word 'school', wonder why? I guess we will never know! 

Wilbur gets off of Schlatt and he can feel his left arm coming back to life. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Wilbur to sleep on top of him. maybe he could ask his mom to build another room added onto the house.

"Uhhhh, Schlatt? I think we have a problem."

Schlatt looks over to Wilbur. "Yeah?"

"I was going to take a shower but I just realized that I don't have any clothes here."

"Just like take mine or something," Schlatt replies and falls back onto the bed face first.

"Okay then."

~

"Hey, do you think this looks fine?"

"..................................................................."

"Hello? Johnathan?"

"Yeah, it looks just fine."

Wilbur is wearing his favorite hoodie. His favorite. The one he wears, like, all the time. It's big on him, not like long big but just overall big. And he looks amazing in it. Let him have the hoodie for himself so I can just see him wear it. The worst thing is he just got out of the shower and his hair is sticking to the back of his neck and around his face.

God, okay, breathe Schlatt. He tells himself, It's nothing terribly bad, he just feels like he can't breathe and everyone knows his face is burning.

"Johnathan, what's wrong?"

"O-oh um, nothing. I'm going to take a shower."

He grabs whatever clothes he can find and rushes to the bathroom. He can swear that some faint giggles were coming from his bedroom, but who knows? He just had to get out of there before he just grabbed him and kiss-

"Shut the fuck up Schlatt!" He yells to himself, and of course, Wilbur heard. Who wouldn't when you, idk, maybe yell?

His friendship with Wilbur is too strong to just be turned into that. He just couldn't picture it. I mean he has, but he shut them down quickly. Wilbur wouldn't want that anyway since his parents always made him think so lowly of relationships like that.

But I guess they always thought lowly of Schlatt also, and Wilbur still went to him first.

Schlatt finished taking his shower and walked out with his old clothes in his hands. Wilbur was sitting on his bed, his hair now half dry, on his phone scrolling on something.

"Are we leaving?" Schlatt asks

"No, by the time we get there will already be late." Wilbur sighed, looking down to his phone

"Well then you shouldn't of taken such a long shower."

"Me!? What are you talking about!? You were the one taking forever from just now!" Wilbur has resulted in standing up and pushed Schlatt out of the bedroom.

"Hey!"

"This is my bedroom now since I take the shorter showers, have fun sleeping on the couch!"

Schlatt pushes the door open at the very last second and grabbed Wilbur by the collar of his (or Schlatt's) hoodie. (lol Schlatt had to look up at Wilbur) (bro, I'm just saying it, but I think they will fall in love sometime in this story)

Their faces were really close, like a couple inches but like Schlatt was on his tippy toes. (big L) 

"Don't kick me out of my own room." Schlatt said.

I don't know if he meant it, but it was in a deeper voice, probably not the deepest he could go but it definitely made Wilbur's face get really hot. He looked away and covered his face, because what else was he supposed to do, stare right at him?

"And yeah, I guess it's my fault. Let's go and eat breakfast somewhere since we aren't going to school." Schlatt let go of Wilbur and was already walking down the hallway to the staircase.

"O-ok."

~

"Is that all?" The McDonald's employee asked from across the counter.

"Yeah."

"Okay, then that'll be $12.52."

The two were currently at the nearest McDonald's, because Wilbur really wanted to go I guess, and the only thing Wilbur got was a biscuit. Schlatt hands the employee the money and turns back to Wilbur. 

"I could've just made that at the house, mine would probably be like 100x better too."

"I just wanted to go somewhere, I'm not even that hungry."

Schlatt hits Wilbur on top of the head and Will gasps in pain

"What the fuck!"

"Your really annoying you know that?"

"Yeah."

"Your hopeless. I'm going to my table."

"Okay then."

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