Lloyd, WTH🤦‍♀️

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Chatroom- dA nInJa
Lloyd- hI gUySsSsSs yAll aRe hOoOoOoOoOoOtTtT
Lloyd- I wAnNa hAvE s*X wItH aLl oF u aT tHe sAmE tImMeEeE
Kai- WTF 😳!? 😏
Cole- 🤣 Lloyd! WHY WOULD U WANT TO DO US ALL AT THE SAME TIME!?
Nya- 😆 Lloyd where the h*** Ru?
Jay- HE JUST CALLED US ALL HOT!? WTF!? 😳  HE WANTS US!? AT THE SAME TIME!? AAAAHHHH!!
Zane- U know what how I am I not used to this suffering! Lloyd, are u drunk!
Lloyd- mAyBe bAbY, wOuLdNt u lIkE tO kNoW 😈
Kai- yes! WHERE ARE U!!!
Lloyd- iN uR hOt dReAmS bAbY cAkEs
Cole- CAKE!?
Nya- not like that Cole
Cole- oh 😢 WAIT IS THAT GREENFLAME!? YASSS
Jay- LEZZZ GOOOO!!!
Kai- w-what? N-no! AUGHH WHY AM I STUTTERING?! UGH LLOYD WHERE RU!!!
Lloyd- uGh 😩 fInE bUzZkIlL!!! I'm aT tHe bAr
Nya- WHAT!?
Zane- LLOYD!! HOW MUCH ALCOHOL HAVE U HAD!?
Lloyd- HoTtIe I dOnE wItH 3 bOtTlEs oF vOdKa! And 4 mUgs oF bEeEeEeEeErRrR
Cole- LLOYD!? UR BODY CANT HANDLE THAT!!! UR GONNA HAVE A HUGE HANGOVER!!!!! WHY RU AT THE BAR!!!
Nya- WTF!? WHERES KAI
kai- IM AT THE BAR!! YALL HES INSANE!!!
Lloyd- - lY sExyYyY
Kai- HES A MESS!!
Jay- where's cole!?
Cole- I came to the bar! Lloyd, where is he?
Kai- here
Nya- I'm getting over there Zane bring stuff
Zane- what do I bring!
Nya- IDK UR THE NINDROID!
Jay- IM COMING OVER THERE
They're all there and Lloyd is wasted so bad!
Cole- oh god! Why did he even go to the bar!?
Cole carries Lloyd( NOT A SHIP!! HES THE STRONGEST!!! BUT LLOYDS LIGHT SO WHY TF AM I DOING THIS)
Kai is dealing with Lloyd flirting with him
Nya and jay are giving him random teas
Zane is paying the bill 😂
At the monastary
Kai- ok drop him here Cole
Cole- damn, he's lighter than nya!
Nya- what can we say? We ain't that heavy 🤷‍♀️
Lloyd- cOoOoOoOoOoOlLlLlLlLlLeEeEeEeEeEeEeE!!!! I wAnT u dAdDy!!
Cole- 😳 uhhhh 😬
Jay- 🤣
Kai- 😂 Lloyd still likes Cole when he's wasted!
Cole- HEY HE NEVER LIKED ME LIKE THAT WHEN HE WASNT WASTED KAI!!
Zane- GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY!! Nya help me with this
Nya- 😂 ok
Somehow they all manage to get Lloyd to sleep but Lloyd insisted they all sleep together, but little do they know why Lloyd went to the bar and how will he be in the morning! Is he ok? Wasted? Sick? What crazy things did he do at the bar? Next time on Ninjago Texting!
Ok why the actual f*** did I make that end so dramatic? Anyway hoped y'all like this! This just came to me! Who else would love to see a wasted Lloyd? I know I would! Until next time cutíes 😉

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