NOW THAT IT'S OVER I GET TO POST THIS BULLSHIT. HORRAY, I GUESS.
- Flynn from right after the last chapter went up
(it's 2:30 in the morning, so I'm a bit delirious if you couldn't tell)
So while writing this, I would make some of these if I got bored or writers block. Warning, that happens quite a lot. Enjoy. Fair warning, I doubt these are any good. They were mainly for my amusement.
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(y/n): Change is inedible.
Casey: Don't you mean 'inevitable?'
(y/n), spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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(y/n): English is a difficult language. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Casey: You need to stop.
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(y/n): I turned out perfectly fine!
Casey: You're convinced a ghost made you toast this morning.
(y/n): I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!! DAD DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
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(y/n): What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sidney, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
(y/n):
(y/n): Fsh.
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(y/n): What is your biggest weakness?
Billy: I can be uncooperative.
(y/n): Can you give me an example?
Billy: No.
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Sidney: Date someone who will drag you outside at three a.m. to look at the stars.
(y/n): If anyone, and I mean anyone wakes me up to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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(y/n): Theif.
Casey: Thief?
(y/n): Theif.
Casey: I before E, except after the C.
(y/n): Thceif.
(y/n): No, wait...
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(y/n): Three words. Say them, and I'm yours.
Randy: Three words.
(y/n):
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(y/n): Here's some advice-
Casey: But I didn't ask for any.
(y/n): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only person who talks to me.
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(y/n): Are you an 'Arr' pirate, or a 'Yo ho ho' pirate?
Billy: I'm a 'I'm not paying $30 for a movie' pirate.
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(y/n): I'm a reverse necromancer.
Sidney: Isn't that just killing people?
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City of the dead (Ghostface x reader)
Fanfiction𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕤 𝕦𝕡𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕤. ×××× Moving to the sleepy town of Woodsboro California seemed like a good idea to your widowed father. But less than...
