- I feel as though Tipp would do the commentary for the Quidditch matches with Ori.
- Snape LOATHES all of them, but especially Tipp, Ori and Cal. I feel like he'd have the relationship that he has with Hermione with Kiva and Jaren, as they'd be good at potions so he'd have to give them to good grades (doesn't stop his bullying).
- Jaren is good at Transfiguration.
- Cal has a record for pushing people in the great lake 'for funsies' until the day he gets pushed in too. Everyone makes sure it's on a freezing day so he's cold to the bone.
- Kiva was not staring at Jaren in his Quidditch uniform, you liars. She was simply watching the game. Definitely. She's totally aware of the score right now. Hufflepuffs winning. Wait- they're not even one of the teams. Crap.
- Kiva grows up to work in St Mungo's, Naari would be an Auror along with Eidran. I'm not quite sure what everyone else will be because my memory of Wizarding jobs has kinda depleted but feel free to brainstorm.
- STOP THE DUELS THAT COULD HAPPEN. Either petty duels made when they were 11 (hem hem *draco and harry, the legendary duel that definitely ended up happening* hem hem) or some straight up terrifying ones (eg dark magic users such as Zuleeka vs the gang).
- Cal finds the Marauders Map. Chaos ensues.
- Doing homework by the fireplace and falling asleep on each other.
- Sneaking into the kitchens in the middle of the night and throwing a feast in a common room/ room of requirement. The prefect friends (Jaren) have a few minutes of "Guys maybe we shouldn't do this?" and then join in on the fun.
- As the friend group consists of people from different houses, everyone takes the house cup as seriously as life and whoever wins keeps bragging rights across the holidays.
- WIZARDING GAME NIGHTS! Playing wizarding chess tournaments which Tor, Ashlyn, Cal and Jaren win frequently and staying up playing exploding snap, exchanging chocolate frog cards and playing gobstones.
- And Christmas would be amazing!!! Lots of thoughtful gifts and then some dumb gag gifts, having epic snowball fights that last for hours, going down to the great hall for the feast wearing absurd sweaters (Cal went shopping in the muggle world) and eating the many goodies Kiva baked with Tipp.
- OOH THE MYSTICAN AND THE MIDNIGHT MARKETS IN THE BLOOD TRAITOR IS A SEER!!!!!! A powerful one at that.
- Ori loves Care of magical creatures very much and hangs out with Hagrid often.
- Jaren offering to take Kiva on his Firebolt (mans rich what can I say) and promising not to let her fall. Kiva screaming and holding onto him for dear life.
- A few of them get a bit tipsy on some Firewhisky and daring Cal to go to the Shrieking Shaking using the tunnels and bring back some old wood as proof. Cal making it all the way there and chickening out last minute and charming a bit of wood off a tree to look like it and bringing it back.
- Although no one else believed it, Tipp and Ori (only 11-12 at the time) believed him (slightly) and told the tale to everyone. Sooner or later the entire school knows and Cal is forced to recount the story to every person in the hallway (the version gets more dramatic each retelling).
- Aww you guys imagine the train rides to school. The first few years take a moment to imagine Kiva, Tor, Zulee, Tipp and Cresta being forced to share a compartment with the Vallentis family, each of them considering their opinions on them. Kiva and Jaren engage in aggressive banter/a mild argument, Tor partakes in pleasant conversation and later takes Kiva aside and goes 'They seem really nice, can't we leave Zulee and her dark magic gang for them?', Zulee is full of biting remarks on anything the Vallentis kids say and mocks them later in front of her siblings, Cresta flirts with Cal in a way that makes everyone groan and Tipp is stoked cause EY ORI IM IN THE COMPARTMENT WITH ORI AND WOAH FLOX IS HERE TOO?
- Cal obviously flirts back, Ashlyn begins talking about both what schoolwork she'll have and classes as well as all the pranks she'll pull, Naari is maintaining a cool head to Zulee's backhanded taunts and is warning everyone to not get into *too* much trouble (she's a prefect, she can't have her friends screwing up) and Tipp and Ori have already started comparing the pranking goods they've gotten over the holidays.
-OH MY GOD FLOX! He's a magical creature! I don't know why that just hit me in the face, it makes sense and for some reason I'm surprised.
- I know that the Yule Ball only happens when the Triwizard Tournament is happening and that has been discontinued for *ehm* reasons, but for the sake of entertainment imagine it! Think Mirryns Birthday in The Gilded Cage, except there are no Zuleeka-Destroys-My-OTP incidents. Kiva in her gold dress and Jaren just staring for a few minutes straight before Cal shoves him and tells him to do something. OOOH and Tipp shyly asking out the 12 year old queen from that kingdom in The Blood Traitor, for them to go 'as friends'.
- Each person studying for the OWLs would be hilarious. Cal is the type of person who doesnt need to study at all to learn anything and still ends up with brilliant results, Jaren studies calmly and maintains a schedule so he doesn't totally lose it unlike his girlfriend, Kiva, who stays up until merlin/gods know when revising and revising, a cup of coffee in her hands constantly. Cresta acts like she didn't study cause she's too cool for that, but you can guarantee she spent nights in the library or with Kiva, quizzing each other. Ashlyn and Tor have similar methods to Jaren, but are known to bring up random things they remember every know and then so they don't forget. Naari has a scarily precise schedule for what she studies and when that would make Hermione Granger go green with envy.
- Aww polite conversations with the house ghosts, who seem to be particularly fond of this group.
A.N
Soo.
Hi.
The last time I updated was probably back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. So, it's safe to say I have not been wonderful at keeping this thing going. Weeelllll there is an explanation for that, which is that life was a pain and decided it was gonna mess with me (details not included cause privacy). So there is a change to my nonexistent update schedule, meaning (sadly), you can't really expect too many updates coming at you often. I will try my hardest, but I can't make too many promises. I'm not happy about this, but eh, gotta deal with it.To anyone who is reading this random thing I started out of boredom, thank you so much! It means a lot to me that a few people give their time to read my thoughts and rambling.
Yet on an unrelated note, has anyone read the bonus chapters in Jaren and Tors PoVs? I haven't gotten my hands on them yet and am veryy curious.
Sorry this is a short update btw
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