Miranda: I will find us a shuttle to the planet.
Miranda: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Jack: Oh, please. We're not children.
Miranda leaves
Jack, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Y/N, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
They both start Chuckling.
Y/N: How do you do that?
Garrus: I'm fearless.
Y/N: I saw you almost drown yesterday, and you were flailing and screaming like a girl. It was both hysterical and sad.
Garrus: I'm mostly fearless.
Y/N: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Wrex way.
Garrus: Isn't that the wrong way?
Y/N: Yes, but it's faster.
Y/N: Truth or dare?
Tali: Truth.
Y/N: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tali:
Tali: Dare.
Y/N: Go to sleep.
Tali: I don't like this game.
Udina: You disgust me.
Y/N: (eating a kitkat sideways) I realize this and don’t care.
Tali: So you like cats?
Y/N: Yeah.
Tali: (tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table)
Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ashley: Several traffic violations.
Tali: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Garrus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wrex: Also, that’s not our car.
Garrus: Y/N... How do I begin to explain Y/N?
Liara: Y/N is flawless.
Tali: I hear their bones are made of Titanium.
Ashley: I hear they do store sponsorships... on the Citadel.
Wrex: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Liara: I can help you with it!
Tali: Yeah, sure.
Grunt: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Miranda: lol nope.
Garrus: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Y/N: *Read 5: 55pm*
James: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Y/N: It's not water.
James: Vodka! I like your style--
Y/N: It's Ryncol.
James: W-wha?
Y/N: It's Ryncol, Pussy.
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Assuming direct control. (Mass Effect x Male Reader.)
Fanfiction"This war's brought us pain and suffering and loss. But it's also brought us together--as soldiers, allies, friends. This bond that ties us together is something the Reapers will never understand. It's more powerful than any weapon, stronger than an...
