×1. The Nerve Breaking Thought
Bad Ass. Rubbish, I know. Napakalamya isipin na tinatawag nila akong ganiyan. When in all thought is that I'm just having fun. People, their hobby is just to meddle their life with mine! Can't they just stop the gossips and just understand my teenage life? That would be pretty cool if they do.
But wait, mind if I excuse myself a second? Mabilis lang 'to, promi--
"HOLY SH-- BUMALIK KA DITO!" I just smirked and played with the keys I was holding. Stupid Bald. Manghihiram lang eh.
"Nah-uh." Sabi ko habang nakangiti ng nakakaloko at agad na tumalikod sa kanya at tumakbo.
I then made my way to the cars parked beside me, at mabilis pa sa mga paang dala ni flash ay iniakyat ko agad ang sarili ko sa mga kotse as if they were bridges to walk along. It's the only hell of complex way to escape from that old bald!
"COPS! POLICE! MY KEYS!"
From my peripheral vision's view, kitang kita ng right eye kong nagmamadali siyang habulin ako habang tumatawag siya ng pulis. Well..
Natigilan naman ako in the thought na tumatawag pala siya ng mga pulis. Oh God, this is so gonna be fun.
"Shut up! Relax. Wala naman akong balak kainin to eh." I muttered as I laughed devilishly.
Ibinalik ko na ang tingin ko sa mga kotseng sunod-sunod na pinapatungan or I must say tinatakbuhan ko, good thing at traffic pa. No mess to worry at.
"Hoy ano ba! Umalis ka nga sa--"
"Mabilis lang 'to, pramis!"
I said as I smiled at the driver who was presently getting mad habang paulit-ulit niya akong binubusinahan. Geez, hindi naman siguro ako bingi, ano?
"Hoy! Bumalik ka dito, hoy!"
I lightly shift my head at my back when I heard a police's whistle, at ano paba dapat gawin ko? Edi-
"Takbo!"
Bigla naman akong natigilan sa di naman pamilyar'ng boses na narinig ng dalawang tenga ko.
At parang bigla nalang nagslowmo lahat nung dahan-dahan kong inilipat yung tingin ko sa nagsalita at bigla nalang--
"What!? Retardeaf! I said run!"
At bigla nalang bumilis ang lahat ng mga nangyari dahil oo nga,
tumakbo ako.
Nang makita ko sa di naman kalayuan yung destinasyon na pupuntahan ko, I then hopped off the car in a rush. I heaved a light sigh. Buti naman at medyo nakalayo-layo na din ako dun sa matandang yun, including the cops. Good thing I earned a lot of strength to dash a run today. Malas ko siguro ngayon kung nahuli ako.
I headed at the Parking Lot A to find the bald's car. And shoot, nice timing for a rushed escape. Nakita ko naman agad yung Yellow Lamborghini car niya kaya agad ko namang ipinasok yung sarili ko dun, pinaslak yung keys, and started the engine.
"AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL FUN!" I spread both of my arms for a solo party. Woooh!
Sa kalagitnaan ng pagmamaneho ko napaisip ako, kasing-saya kaya ng magbar ang ma-accomplish ang isang prank na gusto mo ng gawin dati pa? Well, maybe hanging out at the bar with friends is more fu-- I trailed off. Muntik ko ng makalimutan na wala nga pala akong mga kaibigan.
Got a bottle of whatever
But It's getting us drunk
Sayin' here's to never growing up
"Wooooh!"
Oh woah oh
Oh woah oh
"Here's to never growing up!"
I let out a head bang as I enjoyed the song, itinaas ko pa yung isa kong kamay para ibandera yung rock 'n roll sign na gamit ko.
Nailipat ko naman yung tingin ko sa sidemirror. At bahagya nalang nanlaki yung dalawa kong mata na halos lumuwa na sa gulat. How the fck--!?
"STOP THE CAR, AMBER! OR I'LL NEVER GAIN SECOND THOUGHTS TO PUT YOU ON JAIL!"
"Shit." I cussed under my breath.They're starting to crush their car on mine!
"Amber! I said, STOP THE C-"
I didn't got the urge to let him finish his sentence kaya with no second thoughts, agad ko ng binangga yung kotse ko sa kotse niya. Ha! Eh bakit, siya lang ba may alam kung pa'no dumamoves!?
"Amber, pl--"
"Well.."
At the second time around, binangga ko ulit yung kotse ko sa kotse niya. But unexpectedly, bigla siyang nag overtake sa harap ko, leaving a crashy sound of wheels.
Heck.
Bumaba ako sa kotseng sakay ko at pinandilatan siya ng mata as I was holding the door.
He just brushed his hair, and scratched it frustatedly.
Dahan-dahan naman siyang lumapit sakin, pretending he was never mad. He cupped his pocket, and released a-
A handcuff.
And the thing he did afterwards didn't shocked me after all. Siguro nasanay lang ako. Deh, hindi siguro. Nasanay talaga ako.
"You're jailed." Sambit niya habang nakatingin sa dalawa kong mata, at alam kong gustong gusto niya nang gulpuhin yung mukha ko ngayon.
I just frowned at that thought.
Tumingala naman ako nung naramdaman ko ang biglang paglakas ng hangin na nanggagaling sa itaas.
"Hop in!"
Sigaw ng katabi ko with a manly voice.
A helicopter.
Fcking helicopter.
Naglabas naman ng isang mahabang rope yung helicopter, signing me to climb in. And well, ano pabang magagawa ko?
Thanks to you, bald. You just did a great job, you called my ex-best friend at ngayon, makukulong na naman ako.
Sincerely yours,
Amber
Nice try.
