It was a beautiful day outside of thneedville. After convincing Mr. O'hare to let me go out *cough cough* dont ask how I did it *cough cough* and I ran away because my parennts never understood me. My dad beat me daily for making really bad grades in school... I was only making 100's... im such a dissapointment. And my mommy normally went out to make work and money. She would always go out at night to this place called a, "strip club" idk what that is, I think it's famous for its chicken tenders tho... yummmmmyyyy. I have been away for 3 hours now... surely no one is looking for me. I brush away the hair that covers one of my eyes. I cry black tears because nobody understands! Mascara streams down my face, some old ass lady screams at me to "turn that garbage down!" I'm listenig to mcr, the otnly think keepin me alive. I'm on my phone, and she sreams at me, "Yall stewpid teens cant go 3 minutes without technology!" so I unplugged her life support. "You can't either grandma" I scream. I run away and cry under a tree. The smeel of dead animals sourrounds me. I pull out my ak-47. I need to find shelter.... Suddenly this orange furry dwraf comes and strangles me! "WOT ARE YA DOIN IN MA SWAMP oh shit wrong line" and he gets off me. "I need your help" he says to me and he pins me to the ground. "There's this emo runaway gay who keeps on tearing down my trees bbg. Can you help me replant them.?" he looks so hurt. I almost fell bad LMAo. Then I look around and see a flsuh land ful of treez. Idk what he m eans thta most of them have been chooped down. I say "Sure, where should we start uwu>"? He's so hot... i think im blushing.... He is so ripped I want to feel every single one of his muscles.... suddenly- i get hit by this long, hard thing- a stick! "Whatcha loking at BabYgWorL?" A deep hot voice says behind me... It;s the emo runaway gay tat the furry was talking about! He's so hot that i pass out. All i can dream about is the both of those hott men. When I awake, i relize that i'm in a tent of somesort. "You good cutiehoneypiebooboobearyummydummyscrumptioslittleangel?" the orange cheeto puff says to me. I eat him quickly because im so hungry when I awake. "babYgworl?? Did you just eat my friEnd? yuor Making daddY ANgY" The emo man says to me. I think his name is discord daddy so ig that's what i'll call him. I shit out the orange thing and my didcord daddy piks it up and eats it. "uwu sorry daddy i took a little owo shit... is it yumy?" he moans and the furry says "watch it onceler, she's mine grrr" "well see about that..." and that was how i got into this little prediciment.
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