crack version of chapter 6

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Hello ts I again hope you like this cr*p I made now here you go and there are now P.O.Vs ok good now let's start

Macaque:charrleot I swear you better come out here now! Charreolt:ok I'm pansexualMacaque: well that's one way then I guess if we're doing this then I need to get someone just a sec macaque walks off stage into a 'magical' portal and comes back wi...

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Macaque:charrleot I swear you better come out here now!
Charreolt:ok I'm pansexual
Macaque: well that's one way then I guess if we're doing this then I need to get someone just a sec macaque walks off stage into a 'magical' portal and comes back with his father following him with a beer in his hands
Macaque: father I'm about to tell you something you probably already know but I get to hit you after anyway because one your a pr*ck and I can so here it is I'm gay
And macaque slaps his father and then before he could react he kicked his father and he got kicked to one of beany walls and wukong comes out and looks down from his cloud
Wukong: damd, that's ruff buddy.

And macaque stood there trying not to laugh but failed
Ted:mission failed, we'll get them next time
Wukong:we're the f*ck did you come from
Ted:your mom
Wukong startes to cry
Wukong:I don't have a mother
Wukong starts to crawl on the ground and curled into a ball

A moment later

Wukong: do you know the muffin man?
Ted: the muffin man?
Wukong: THE MUFFIN MAN

Huntsman: sandy, SANDY THE THERAPIST?!
Sandy: no it's...

Sandy puts on a small furdora and some sun glasses

Sandy: Sandy the platypus

Both were on the floor laughing like the sweet couple they were

After a couple of minutes

Mk: me and red son are not dating I swear
Mei: Mhm sure hey um what bug lights up and was in the princess and the frog
Mk: umm a firefly
Red son from the next room: yes sweet tart?
Both Mk and Red son had a 'red' face and both didn't speak
Mei: Mhm next time you lie to me try not to suck that persons face

That's just part one b*tchs ok I'm sorry for my language but anyway I'm tired I just got home from theatre thingie and I have to pack for a trip so goodbye my lovely moonlights I will try and keep this going on spring break and I will try to keep in writing.

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