BlueFlame: She's headed towards Airflyer's house!
Darth_Firestar: Oh no.
ARandomShipper: We have to stop her, or else chaos will ensue.
Tanu: QUICK! TO THE SHIPMOBILE!
Darth_Firestar: Uhh...we don't have a shipmobile.
Tanu: Oh. THEN TO THE GETAWAY CAR THAT WE USED FAR TOO MANY TIMES!
Darth_Firestar: Already on it. *revs vehicle*
ARandomShipper: LET'S GO-
Ander: *appears out of a weird portal*
ARandomShipper: SEE WHATEVER THAT THING THAT JUST HAPPENED WAS!
Ander: Sveicināti, ceļabiedri! May I ask you, what year is it?
Darth_Firestar: Uhh... What?
Ander: Honestly, is nobody familiar with Latvian? Anyway, a pleasure to meet you! I am Ander, offspring of Joy if you have had the acquaintance.
ARandomShipper: Wait, so you're Jelp's dragonet?
ARandomShipper: INDEED, THE SHIP HAS SAILED!
Tanu: WE NEED TO CELEBRATE!
Darth_Firestar: Then why are you here?
Ander: I was testing out an artifact Aria and Pax found with Aspen.
CRYSTALDIAMOND: Who are they?
Ander: Aria and Pax are my dragonets, and Aspen is Turtle and Kinkajou's son.
Tanu: JOY IS A GRANDMA?
Darth_Firestar: TIME FLIES BY THAT FAST?
ARandomShipper: TURTLEJOU HAS A DRAGONET?
Poppet: Well, if you'll excuse us, we need to go and send Nightflyer's unwanted admirer to hell.
Ander: Then good luck, companions! Farewell! *disappears*
Deacon: For your daily dose of Jelp-related information.
Darth_Firestar: Agreed.
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 2
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
