Macaw: *climbs out of hell* Phew. Finally made i-
Satan: Aw hell nah. *teleports Macaw back to hell*
Macaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Tanu: I wonder where Macaw is.
Darth_Frestar: WHy?
Tanu: So we can torture him.
ARandomshiper: Guys, what should you do when the government starts following you?
Darth_Firestar: Why do you ask?
ARandomshipper: There's an SADD vehicle parked outside.
Darth_Firestar: Oh. In that case, RUN!
BlueFlame: THERE HE IS! MACAW, YOU LITTLE FROG-FACED BLOB OF CAMEL SPIT! COME OVER HERE!
ARandomShipper: *takes out AWM* Target aquired.
Tanu: FIRE!!!
Darth_Firestar: HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!
CRYSTALDIAMOND: I THINK DEATH HATES HIM?!
*several minutes of running from the government and slamming Macaw in the wall latergh*
Darth_Firestar: Yeah, forget finding stuff out.
Tanu: Actually, let's just find out how to destroy Macaw. Forever.
CRYSTALDIAMOND: We need Joy.
Sorry for this short chapter after a long time, but I'll try to be more active now!
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WHAM BAM SHOVE A BULLET UP MACAW'S SNOUT | Vol. 2
FanfictionStory based off on comments assassinating Macaw in a comment chain the chapter "Failed Flirting" from JALGFY. Read story for more info.
