THE NEXT DAY
"Excuse sir, um bruce, WAKE UP YOU BAT "
"What alfred -"
"Someone is waiting for you in the living room "
"Well, who is it?"
"Cough joker- sir" "WHAT!?" Bruce quickly sprints downstairs and turns to see the Joker sipping a cup of chocolate milk "oh hi friend" joker chuckles nervously wondering if he got the note," uh hello? What are you doing here..?" oh ahah" joker thinks he didn't get the note "ah sorry i'll just go-" "WAIT. if this is about the note. I did get it." Joker stands up in shock, eyes wide, then he bolts for the window while saying "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" "oh uh the door was right there.." sits up "GOODBYE BATSY" "uhh ok then alfred what's on the agenda today?" I need a break to walk to the door to go to the Batcave
YOU ARE READING
the stormy night,batjokes
Humorim a new righter so yeah and if there are any missing things plz tell me I hope you have a nice read also uh tw for the ending :] also not my art
