"OH UH hi batsy.." "hang on I thought you left!" "So when did you start working out hun ;>" "uhh what...?" Bruce starts getting concerned but also likes the attention?? "I just don't remember you being so cute before" Bruce starts blushing "uhh hey robin I think you should leave.." "But why? Papa " because this conversation might be a while." okay papa, "so did you wanna you know? Go on a walk or something..?" Bruce says "no I wanted to ask you something c-can we be enemies?" "oh..... uh hmm" Bruce starts blushing more, turning himself red "s-sure..." grabs Bruce's hand " WE ARE GOING FOR A DATE " "OH AHHH OK!? CAN I AT LEAST GET READY!?" "NOPE">;] Joker starts dragging Bruce through the streets and into a nice restaurant. " a table for two please," Bruce says as everyone there starts staring at them both people start whispering about them to the waiter: of course sir uhh. Right, this way. "A booth please and thank ya" "so umm how ya been?.." " great now you're here" waiter: ok what would you like to eat?.. "I'll just have a stake please" "I want CHICKEN NUGGETS!" waiter: oh uh.. Alright then. As the waiter walks away she whispers to Bruce "are you being held, hostage!?" "I wish I was but this is a date ma" waiter: Oh, ok then.
Joker "what are you looking at, I hate this place. Can we take some food to go?"
"Oh yea sure," bruce says then the food gets set down ah here we go *takes everything* " JOKER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"
"I'm taking the food to go? You said it was okay >:[" waiter: UH it's FINE JUST TAKE IT WE CAN JUST REPLACE IT... "ugh im so sorry I'll, pay" bruce says pulling out his wallet "here's about... $2000 bucks bye now"
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the stormy night,batjokes
Humorim a new righter so yeah and if there are any missing things plz tell me I hope you have a nice read also uh tw for the ending :] also not my art
