okay this aint abt the story but your a female oh yeah i do not own any of the southpark characters
istg if you listen to hotel by toby fox this description sounds so innocent
you were a pretty famous twitch streamer with almost 13 million subs and...
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this is what kenny's body looks like when i say skinny but has abs (if you don't like his body type then change it in your mind or something idk)
YOUR POV i woke up before kenny but still felt half asleep. i looked over at him and noticed his parka was got rolled up while he was sleeping. he was skinny but weirdly had a little bit of abs. probably from him being a try hard in gym 24/7. "like what you see~?" "oh your awake?" "yeah and you were just zoning out while staring at my awesome abs!" "shut up i didn't mean to zone out on your abs" "yeah yeah keep making lame excuses" i rolled my eyes and sat up looking around the room. "Kyle's house is huge as hell i'm surprised he gave us a guest room just for us" "mhm~" he said while crawling up to me (you guys are on a bed btw). "i love youuu~" "are you always horny or something?" "no im just waiting for you to finally let me in if you know what i mean" he said with that dumb smirk. "this i why we'll probably never date" i said sarcastically. i got up and went into the bathroom. "relax if we did date i wouldn't just fuck you all day" "the only time anyone would see us together in an restaurant is if you had a gun against my head" i said while putting toothpaste on my toothbrush. "i mean i did say i'd do anything to be with you" "you did?" i mumbled while brushing my teeth. "mhm!" he unzipped his parka and changed his shirt just to put his parka back on. i rinsed out my mouth and dried off my face. "doesn't change the fact i don't like you though" "you'll like me one day" "no i won't your a big jerk" "no your just mean to me so im mean back" "okay whatever mr i get jealous whenever i talk to tolkien" "i don't get jealous i just find it weird your so close" "nope your jealous" "shut up already about the tolkien thing" "no~!" "whatever think whatever you want but im not jealous" "so you wouldn't get jealous if i told you me and tolkien are dating?" he instantly looked at me waiting for me to say it was a joke. i raised an eyebrow confused on why he was staring at me so hard. "so you are?" he said in a soft voice. "no im just curious what you would do if we were" "oh um okay" he cleared his throat and walked up to me. "kiss?" "no dummy" "whyyy" "you act like we're dating or something" "yeah bc your mine" "and you oddly still haven't asked me out?" i said flirty while walking away from him. i packed up my stuff back in my bag and put on my backpack. "you just said you wouldn't date me like, ever"
"now i don't wanna date you bc you brought that up" "hu- i'm sorryyyy" he said while hugging me from behind. i smiled to myself but quickly snapped back to reality and pulled away. "i uh let's just go" "yes ma'am~!" i rolled my eyes and he just held my hand while he had that dorky smile on his face. "shut up" "i didn't say anything!" "ik what your thinking" "oh shit" "not literally you fucking dork" "oh okay good" he said nervously. we walked out to see kyle, tolkien, clyde, and half the boys and girls i knew. "so did you guys fuck?" "i wish" i looked at them both and already felt my stomach drop. i forgot he was just waiting for me to let him fuck me. him and kyle walked away into the kitchen and ofc i followed them secretly. "damn feel bad for you me personally i would've gave up and moved onto a new girl" i was eavesdropping on their convo. "i already done it with half the girls i'll find some new girls next year" "you sure you aren't making up some lame excuse because you like her?" "it's not a excuse yk me i'd do anything to get in a girls pussy" "true" "wait so could i date her?" "huh- no?" "why not though?" just no okay dumb ass" "but she is kinda cute plus you just wanna fuck her" "dude i said no damn fuck off" "chill i was joking i wanted to see what you'd do" "but you should probably ask her out before Tolkien does" "i'm not gonna ask her out if i don't like her" "it's so obvious you like her dude" "stfu imma just go back with y/n" "ight" i quickly went back on the couch with tolkien and he just smiled at me knowing what i was doing.
"hey y/n!" "hey" i was mad at him again, why wouldn't i be he just said he only wants to fuck me? "move over i wanna sit with you guys" tolkien moved to the side and i moved with him. kenny held my hand but i quickly pulled away from it. he stared at me confused but quickly looked at me and tolkien holding hands. he looked back at the tv and stayed silent.
DONE SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR LIKE THREE DAYS. i was so confused on what to write bro 😭 anyways short chapter again
