"teri hone wali biwi Teri biwi ni balki meri gf hai, or jo meri hone wali biwi hai wo meri nhi iski gf hai or jo hm tino ki hone wali bhabhi h wo Teri gf hai.."
(Book cover credit goes to real owner of the edit!! I just made some changes!)
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(To abhi baj rhe hai subh ke 11 or humare launde mast naha dhokar taiyar shaiyar hokar baithe hai game khelne...ha unhe or koi Kam nahi hai kyuki Aaj Sunday hai !
Reader :- ye kab hua ?
Me :- jab maine Wattpad open kiye now shut up and read)
Thodi hi der me 12 bajne wale hai ghadi ki bhi aur ladko ki bhi!
Yuvi : ye manager ke itne misscall kyu hai?
Wo room me enter karte waqt bolta hai or humare maknaes ke khade ho jate hai Kaan!
(Chhi kitne gande ho yarr tumlog)
Naman : wapas call karke puchlo !
Yuvi : kiya tha but keh Raha tha galti se chala gaya! Lekin 10 baar kon galti se miscall Marta hai?
Naman ki nazare padti hai maknaes par aur wo samajh jata hai inho ne fir koi kand Kiya hoga!
Naman : har Sunday ko ap khi jate ho n to aj nhi jana?
Ye sunkar yuvi 2sec ke liye shant hota hai fir chup chap chala jata hai...
Fir Naman maknaes ko leke apne room me jata hai !
Naman : to ab kya Kiya hai tum tino ne?
Tino to pehle ek dusre ko dekhte hai fir kal raat ki bat use bata dete hai or ye bhi bolte hai ki unhone ne hi manager ko bola tha yuvi ko kuch na bataye !
Naman : kya matlab tum teen bandar akele hi sab kuch karoge? To mere 148iq hone ka kya fayda ?
Jatin : kisne kaha hum akele hai? Aap ho n humare sath !
Naman : to plan kya hai?
Tahir use plan ke bare me batata hai or ye bhi batata hai ki usne jiya ka no. liya hai!
Jatin : maine bhi Tasha ka no. Liya hai
Fir tino Jay ki taraf dekhte hai
Jay : ok fine main bhi Jasmine ka liya hai
( Haa sabne chupke se or apna mauka dekhkar no. liya hai.....Jay ne nahi liya use Jass ne jabarjasti pakdaya tha or uske badle kisi or ka no. liya tha, jise hum baad me janege!)
Sab kahi Milne ka plan banate hai or milkar aage kya karna hai wo bhi sochege!
Time skip
Abhi bajne wale hote hai shaam ke 5 aur humare launde (haa sirf char hi) mast taiyar hokar nikalne wale the ghar se
LEKIN!!!!!!!
Tabhi hoti hai ghar me kisi entry !!!
??? : Didi main aagya !! Kaha ho didi!!
Tahir : satyanash ho Inka !
Naman : inko bhi Aaj hi apni entry karni thi?
Jatin : ab kam tension hai jo bhagwaan ne inhe bhi bhej diya?
Jay : ye fir Mera banana milk khutum kar dege !
Tabhi wo insaan inki taraf mudta hai or kehta hai !
?? : Aree mere raajdularo waha kyu khade ho ...apne mama se gale nahi miloge?
Charo ek force or fake smile sath kehta hai "jii mama ji "
Lekin kisi ki himmat nahi thi ki unse gale mile!
Wo insaan pehle tahir ke pass jata hai
??: Are mere dusre grah se aye huye jaadu! Tu sach me khana chod ke dhup khane laga kya ?
Or wo tahir ko itni zor se hug karta hai ki mano bechara tahir subh ka nashta uske upar nikal de!
Fir jata hai jatin ke pas or kehta hai ...
?? : Jituuuuuu....tune complain Pina band kyu kar diya...abhi bhi utna hi bada hai ...
Or use bhi ek jordar hug dete hai!!
Jatin: bas karo mama ! Bass aa rhi hai gobar ki ...
Aur wo insaan turant use chod deta hai..fir jata hai naman ke pas..
??? : Nammuuuu...... Einstein ke bichde huye Bhai ke punarjanm!!! Gale lag!!!
Naman : no thanks apse gobar ki bass aa rhi hai .....
Aisa kehkar naman turant piche hat jata hai or wo insaan Jane wala hota hai Jay ke pass lekin nahi jata !
Tahir dhire se Jay ko ishara karta hai.
Tahir : Jay lele apne banana milk or hum sabka badla Or kehkar smirk karta hai ....
Jay bhi samajh jata hai or kehta hai
Jay : aree mama apne sabse chote bhanje se gale nhi miloge? Kehkar wo age badta hai ...or ab bari thi mamaji ki...
Jay unko jakar itni jor se hug karta hai ki wo insan samjh lo h@g hi deta hai!
Aur fir sab hasne lagte hai....tabhi piche se Mrs. Kl bolti hai..
Mrs. Kl : krushna???
Aor wo insaan piche mudta hai or chillata hai.. ?? : DIDIII!!!!!
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Mrs. Kl : krushna tum yaha achanak?
(I'll mention krushna as mamaji)
Mamaji : wo didi mujhe na apki bahot yaad aa rhi thi or fir jaise hi shadi ki khabar suni to chala aya !
Mrs. Kl : chalo sahi kiya aa gya ab shadi ki jimmedari teri , koi bhi gadbad nhi honi chahiye ok?
Mamaji : ap chinta mat Karo didi (ladko ki taraf dekhte huye) main kisi ko kuch kharab karne nahi dunga sab apki ichha se hoga!
Ladko ke thoughts
Naman: iska kuch to karna hoga!
Jatin: kutte ki dum kabhi ni sidhi hoti Aisa suna tha Aaj dekh bhi liya!
Tahir : mereko Jadu bola tha na ab ap dekhoge The tahir luthra ka jadu!
Jay : is bar agar apke khane me Jamal ghota na milaya na to Mera nam bhi Jay nahi!!!!
Fir sab apne room me chale jate hai or ladkiyo ko conference pe rakhkar bar karte hai .....kafi lambi behes hone ke bad ye decide hota ki wo apne bhai/beheno ko aaj raat me hi manayege Jane ke liye !!
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Bas ho gya Aaj ka! Vote~pta hai sirf 7 hi milege but fir bhi aaplog(silent readers) bhi thoda taras khaiye is bikhari I mean bichari author par .....and comment to karna hi hoga yk mujhe bahot maja ata hai tumlog ke comments padhkar so yeah..
