Bollywood ka bukhar pt2

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Wo dono bhi bhagne lagte hai!!

While running

Tasha : jiya ki bachhi maine bola tha ki koi kand nhi karna!!!

Jiya : are isne hi to bola tha!

Tahir : maine sirf bhagne ko bola tha jute churane ko nhi!!

Jiya : oops sorry!!

Jay : baate bad me karna abhi bhagne pe dhyan do

Jiya : bhaago bc!!!!!

Wo charo bhagte bhagte alag alag shop me ghus jate hai!
Jay jiya ke sath or tahir Tasha ke sath!

Jay : ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai!

Jiya : dhire bol warna pakde jayege!

Jay : pata nhi main kaise fas jata hu har bar!

Dusri taraf

Wait wait ye gana kaha baj Raha hai?
Or ye do namune kon hai ?

Are haa ye to apni madhu-matlab honey hai or uske sath ? Ach harsh lekin ye dono kar kya rhe hai?
Koi shooting wooting chal rhi hai kya?


In tota maina ne to pure sheher ko hi nacha diya !
Khair hum chalte hai inka shudhh Desi romance jo chal rha hai!








Are itna sannata kyu hia Bhai koi kuch bol kyu nahi raha?

Oh samjh gyi

Ye to yuvi or yashu hai !

An : kuch to boliye!
Yuvi : meri Marzi!
An : yaha sirf apun ki marzi chalti hai!
Yuvi : khud ke Ghar me to koi sunta hai nhi badi ayi marzi chalne wali!
An : emotional damage 🥲

Yashu : kisse bat kar rhe hai?

Yuvi : kuch nahi! Tum batao kya khaogi?

Yashu : bas ek glass pani !

Yuvi : main tumhe itne fancy restaurant me Pani pilane to laya hu?!

Yashu : ji?

Yuvi : nothing! Waiter!

Waiter : yes sir !

Yuvi : one black coffee and a glass of normal mineral water for her!

Waiter : sure sir!

10 min baad......

Gulp gulp gulp

Yashu : yuvi ji ek bat puchu ?

Yuvi : hmm

Yashu : sabhi bade restaurant me Pani itne kadwe or ajeeb se smell krte hai kya?

Yuvi : matlab?

Wo glass leta hai or use smell karta hai to use pata chalta hai ki isme Pani nahi balki vodka tha!!

Yuvi : agar tumhe ye kadwa laga to tumne Piya hi kyu??*tensed*

Yashu : main aur problem nhi dena chah- ahh mere sir!

Yuvi : are you okay?

Yashu : mera sir ghum raha hai? Ye kya tha?

Yuvi : ye vodka tha ! Tumne first time pi hai but fir bhi tumhe pata nhi chala ek bar me hi glass Khali kar diya? Piyakkad ho kya??

Yashu (half drunk) : HeIn? yE KIyA HoTaA HaI??? PIyAkKaD!!haHAhAHaa!!

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