Teenage dirtbag REWRITING

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I woke up to a shout. "JEFF I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" I then checked my phone

It's only 7 am.

In then head down stairs to see what's happening.

"Why are you awake?" Shelby asks.

Some random ass people are arguing at 7 am.

"Tough shit."

I groan in annoyance and walk downstairs. I then was revealed in to a scene of a girl with brown has and what looks like a pocket watch in her eye. Then the Walmart Iguro Obani.

Shelby if I die will you then become the head huncho of our body?

I don't think you can die.

Well that goes all my hopes and dreams.

I was then snaped of me and Shelby's thoughts.

"What ya staring at.?" The clock girl asked.

"Watching you kill the Kuchisake Oma gender bend here." I respond (please tell me if I spelled that wrong)

I feel Shelby resisting the urge to laugh at the back of my neck I guess Shelby has the same memories as me I'll ask it that later.

"Hey! Your thoose mother fuckers from yesterday!" Jeff exclaimed.

"Woah dude how you know?" I asked very very shocked.

The guy then mutters something then walks away like a pussy. I then remember the girl in front of me.

"What is your name?"  I say being very brave making small talk.

"Why should I tell you?" The time teller sneers.

"Cause we live in the same house, DUI." I politely inform her.

I then walked over to the kitchen to eat because from when I got here and to the time I am alive right now, I have not drank any water or have eaten any food.

Usually I would have waited another 30 minutes or so but ima give a wild guess and assume that Shelby is gonna start complaining sooner or later.

Ughhhh I'm hungry Y/n feed meeee!

Called it!

I'm heading to the kitchen if you didn't know.

Oh the lords above have blessed us!

I walk into the kitchen to see an ugly fugly lookin ass knock off Elf on the Shelf.

"And you are?" His voice was like a glitch but also human. Like the child kidnapper.

"I am the toe destroyer. And my companion pussy crusher." I introduce turning around.

The guy looks like I just told him where is father went." Respect. " he said while putting a thumbs up.
"But what are your guy's actual names? "

"My name is Y/n and this is Shelby. " I say turning around for the 100th time.

Okay enough of the small talk Y/n. And plus I'M HUNGRY!

I see the pantry in front of me and open it to see what's inside. There was a bagel so I decided to just eat that.

Just when I was gonna take a bite, another guy with pale ass skin walks in goes to the fridge and pulls out a literal fucking kidney out of it and eats it like a whole damn 6 course meal.

"Hey dude can I have some?"
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What's poppin' I'm robbin🐥

I have came back from the dead and now is a zombie😟😟😟😟

but other than that thank you for being patient school has just been drowning me lately.