Tighnari x (fem) reader

PAINmon (pt 1 of 2)

yayyyy so this one is gonna be real short (like me) andddd probably not too boring ehe

anyway enjoy reading

♢Morning♢ 

You open your eyes to Tighnari's room, covered in warm sunlight. Tighnari is still asleep beside you, holding you close to him. You brush a stray strand of hair from his face, then stop and blush as you realize what you're doing. Suddenly, Paimon is outside, banging on the door.

"Hey! Y/n!! Wake up, Paimon's starving!!" 

Why is it that everything Paimon says is about food?

Then you start to panic. Tighnari is next to you, in bed, and Paimon would never let it go if she saw him there...

"One moment, Paimon!! I'm...uh...getting dressed!!" You say hurriedly as you shake Tighnari awake. He looks up at you, and smiles, yawning and stretching his arms high above his head.

"Okay, Paimon will give you ten seconds! Ten...nine..."

"Tighnari!! Paimon is here!! You whisper at him, panicked. 

"Hmm?" Tighnari says sleepily, looking at you, confused.

"Eight...four..."

"Paimon, I think you missed a few seconds there!!"

"What?! Are you doubting Paimon?! Three..."

" T-tighnari!! You've got to go somewhere, Paimon'll see us and get the wrong idea-"

"One!!" Paimon bursts through the door, and almost falls out of the air as she sees you and Tighnari together in bed. Tighnari was reaching for a shirt, but stops and sighs as he notices Paimon floating in the room.

♢ Your POV ♢

Paimon freezes.

"Wh-But-Tighnari--and Traveler? Together? This....are you two--?! Tighnari, Paimon's gonna kill you!!" Paimon angrily flies at Tighnari and reaches for him, but I hold her back by her tiny cape.

"Paimon, don't kill Tighnari. And shut the door. It's not what it looks like."

Paimon angrily flies over and slams the door, turning to me with her hands on her hips.

"Traveler, I'm disappointed in you!! Did Tighnari convince you to do this?!" She turns to him, stopping me before I can speak.

"And YOU!! I know it's February, and that's a hard month for you ear-and-tailed people because you want to reproduce and all that, but you had to go ahead and do this?! What are you trying to do, get her PREGNANT?!?!"

"H-How did you know about that-?!" Tighnari says, blushing all over.

"You're trying to get me pregnant?!" I look at Tighnari, surprised.

"N-no!! How does she know about....February...and..." He trails off, embarrassed.

"Some people in the village told me. B-but that's not important!!1 I'm disappointed in both of you!!" Paimon sighs.

"Oh well, now that I'm done lecturing you two, time to tease you about it! I'll leave you two to yourselves, hehe~" And with that, Paimon floats out a window, closing it behind her.

I look at Tighnari. He avoids my gaze.

"That was..."

"Awkward. And a little scary." He says jokingly.

I smile. 

"You know you don't have to be embarrassed about anything Paimon said, right?" I say, trying to make him feel more comfortable.

He opens his mouth as if he's going to say something, then closes it, sighing. 

"I'm gonna get dressed, and try to stop Paimon from telling everyone in the village that we're having sex." He says, and yawns.

"Yeah...good plan." I blush and look away from him, trying to clear your head of those unholy thoughts that Paimon and Tighnari have put into it.

"After I deal with her...would you like to go foraging for rare mushrooms later? You've healed well, and I think some fresh air would benefit you." He says as he pulls on his sweatshirt.

"Sure. It sounds entertaining." I smile and lay back, happy with the plan for today.

OK so that was the first lil bit of the two baby chapters

the next one will be foraging for mushrooms and ooooooo that'll be spicy

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