Pokémon Elimination Show

Flooded Flame

"Last time on Pokemon Elimination Show: The two teams insulted each other's mothers, mostly. Diglett rapped, Charmander got distracted, and Meowth demolished Caterpie by accidentally switching a single consonant. In the end, Bulbasaur's silence got him flung into a ball, and he ruined his whole appeal by talking. Who will cough up the pinecone next? Find out right now, on Pokémon Elimination Show!"

Red Team

Eevee
Slowpoke
Abra
Sandshrew
Porygon
Vulpix
Doduo
Caterpie

Blue Team

Pidgey
Rattata
Meowth

Poliwag

Charmander
Ditto
Diglett
Weedle
Machop

Location: Blue Team Base

Charmander walks out of his room and into the circular hallway, heading for the kitchen. He opens the door, immediately slips on a purple puddle, and launches into the air. The puddle is gone when he falls back down.

~Ditto~

"I know April Fools is over, but I've just figured out how to mess with my viscosity again. This is great news, I'll be back to shapeshifting in no time! Ditto is coming back and he's not explaining why he left!"

~Charmander~

"Why isn't there a wet floor sign!? I could've landed on my tail and deprived it of oxygen! ...Actually, while I'm here, I might as well give you the rundown of what's been happening on the Blazing Blue Team, patent pending."

Charmander pulls out a paper from inside his desk.

"Pidgey and Rattata are friends. I don't think they care about me right now, but it could be a threat. Meowth dislikes Machop and Diglett. Machop confuses me because he's pretty nice and even teaches Poliwag stuff, but honestly, Diglett is pretty annoying. I'm not sure if it was Weedle or Caterpie, but one of them sabotaged one of Pikachu's elimination flingy things."

~End~

Diglett found a discarded Megaphone and is using it for an announcement.

"Attention Blue Team, I will now exclusively speak in haiku form!"

He gets shocked by the Megaphone, which also blows up in his face. He blinks and looks around, utterly confused.

"What was I saying? Where the heck is this weird place... How did I get here?"

~Meowth~

Meowth is sitting on his bed staring at his claws. His room looks like a bank lobby. He has claw sharpeners of different sizes and a scratching post.

"Normally, I'd be jumping for joy. But I can't stop thinking about Caterpie, and I also have to deal with Machop breathing down my back. I'm pretty sure he went through my luggage because my doorknob is broken and the bag is open."

~Machop~

Machop's room looks like a gym with the amount of equipment in there and his bed looks like a treadmill. He leans back in his chair.

"So I was digging through Meowth's luggage and look what I found!"

Machop holds 2 missing persons reports up to the camera. The images are very blurry but there is a yellow and a green blob.

"Jackpot! I think I'm starting to piece this puzzle together..."

~End~

"Hey Pidgey do you want to hear a story?" Rattata asks.

"O-oh hey, Rattata. Sure, I-I love... your stories.

"So I was walking into a field and there was a hole and then I fell into the hole and the guy who dug the hole wanted to get me out of there because it was his house and so he called an assassin because he didn't know what an assassin was and the assassin came and at first he tried to kill me but the hole guy explained and that's how I nearly died because of dirt."

~Pidgey~

Pidgey's room has a brown-colored carpet, and the wallpaper depicts a blue sky. His bed looks like a cozy nest.