Jeremike~Oneshot Book

Mike you can't!

Today's Valentines day, and Jeremy's mad at Mike for hitting his head and forgetting who he was.

"Are you sure I was dating you?" Mike asked poking at Jeremy's faceless face "Are you even a person?"

"YES I HAVE EYES THANK YOU VERY MUCH" Jeremy screamed

Vincent walked in with Scott following behind him, there was a groan from Scott as Vincent handed Jeremy a knife before leaving. The knife was tied neatly with a red ribbon, he glanced at the knife in confusion before throwing the knife out of the window.

"HEY THAT WASN'T CHEAP YOU KNOW!" Vincent screamed "Children these days.. Don't understand the quality of a good knife"

Mike was still pondering about Jeremy as he questioned himself who he was, while Jeremy was sobbing in his pillow. Mike scratched his before a 6th sense activated, he ran into the bedroom pulling out what he assumed to be a box of video games, and manga's. The box was then placed in front of the couch, before Mike ran back into the bedroom, he grabbed a green blanket and opened the closet before forcefully pulling something out from the darkest area of the closet, it was a brand new box of chocolate.

"If you get yourself h-hurt, i-it isn't m-my f-fault" Jeremy sniffled face still in the pillow

"Shut up and stay on the couch" Mike mumbled

The box of chocolate was placed on the glass table, as Mike ran into the kitchen grabbing cold cocoa and microwaving it back to warmth, he threw marshmallows into it before placing it beside the chocolate. Then somewhere in the guest room he had, he grabbed a hot batch of boxed pizza, and strawberry short cake. The cake was placed on the table, and the pizza was right next to it. The cake had; "Happy Valentines day!" on it, while the icing said:

"Congrats short-stack"

"Oi, I'm not running around places for no reason" Mike growled poking at Jeremy's cheek

As Jeremy looked at everything, he cried into Mike's uniform, while Mike was thinking: "This is bullshit" and placed the crying form on the couch, the lights were then dimmed, and a horror movie was playing.

"Even after you lose your memory, your still a sweet fuck" Jeremy cussed

"What? I didn't lose my memory, but I'm glad you're able to cuss though" Mike meowed drinking the hot chocolate

"MIKE YOU PIECE OF SCHMIDT" Jeremy screamed

"Oh, there's the Jeremy I know and love"

"Mike, you can't!-"

Mike's lips were placed on Jeremy's as the chocolate was licked off afterwords, Mike sighed before announcing with a confident smirk:

"Of course I can, I'm Mike"