Jeremike~Oneshot Book

Why Vincent Is A Bad House Keeper

|Jeremy's POV|

"Hey Vincent!!!" I screamed "Do me a favor, and watch the house!"

I threw the keys at him, and ran into the car with Mike. He kissed me on the cheek, and I returned it as well. He drove down to the amusement park, and we had stamps assigned to us as a passport in. Of course I went to the least scariest one, but MIKE DRAGGED ME SOMEWHERE ELSE!

"M-Mike.." I shuttered "C-Can we go in a l-least horrifying o-one?"

"Nah," He denied "Never"

After a few moments, we were getting on the ride. Just a simple roller coaster.. A couple drops nothing big it seemed, until it actually started; Mike was smiling like a maniac, and I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I clenched onto Mike as the ride stopped, and I felt as if the whole time my heart wasn't even beating.

"That wasn't so bad," He teased "Right~?"

"That was horrible," I stated "And I'm scarred for life"

He giggled, and dragged me to a cotton candy booth. We got a really fluffy one, and I had eaten mines before Mike was even half way there. Surprisingly enough, Mike didn't want to go onto another rollar coaster, but he dragged me to a different ride. Don't even know how to say it, all I know is that when I walked out.. I fell right onto Mike, and I felt as if I couldn't move.

"Woah there buddy" Mike chuckled

"Why did we go on that ride?"

"Cause you need to lighten up"

I wanted to go home, so after a couple of rides; that made me want to punch Mike in the face, we went back to the car. Driving home, Mike kept singing a song; I didn't mind, I sometimes did the same.

|Vincent's POV|

"Oh.. Scott" I groaned "Can't you move"

I heard a click clack sound, but ignored it as I scissored right into Scott on the couch. I'm sure they didn't mind, the couch already reeks of them. I heard the door open, and I peeked over seeing Jeremy who I assume was now scarred. The door quickly shut, and I shrugged it off. Scott was making a muffled sound, that I distinctively identified it as a moan.

"JEREMY WHY WOULD YOU LET VINCENT BE THE HOUSE KEEPER" I heard Mike boom from the other side of the door

"I think you're a good house keeper~" I heard Scott mumbled

"Only to you baby"

I started purring as I slid in a 3rd finger not informing him at all, but the fun part was... I still am the best house keeper, I licked the side of Scott's phone mask.

"Only to me?" I heard Scott doubt panting heavily

"Maybe certain victims.." I confessed

"Can't wait to pound your ass at home then," He warned "Sweetie..."

Yeah...