Tegan : good morning james amd Brandon
Ben; oh my fucking god
James ; how u doin Brandon
Ben ; don't u dare start i swear to god
James ; morning to u to tegan hope your having a good one
Tegan: and u
James : i don't know what u mean shes alright he does is moan about u
Tegan: aww u talk about me
Ben ; its to early for this
Tegan: yh well u guys made it this early
Ben : i wish i never invited u
James ; u sound more like the bully
Tegan: he is the bully
Ben ; i am not do not turn my mates against me I've already lost 2 mates because of u
Tegan : u done that yourself
He sticks his middle finger up at me
Tegan ; thanks
James : please don't argue the whole car ride
Ben ; we won't
Tegan: we won't because i am putting my air pods in and I'm gonna read
Ben ; lame
Tegan : yh yh
I put my air pods in and i read my book for a while untill my phone starts ringing
Tegan ; ello
Jonah : hey i heard your coming into London today
Tegan: yh I'm on way there now
Jonah; do u want to get dinner with me and the boys tonight
Tegan: yes absolutely
Jonah ; bry will also be there
Tegan: oh last time i saw bry we made out
Jonah ; i remember that night
Tegan: that was a weird night
Jonah ; yh it was i got kicked out the club so u and bry left with me and i turned around and u guys were just making out in the road .
Tegan: to be fair that was a good make out sesh
Jonah : u guys gonna do it again
Tegan ; nah I'm a one person type of gal
Jonah ; loyal
Tegan: so whats the deal u and your gal still together
Jonah : still very much together
Tegan ; good right let me know where to meet u guys and what time and I'll be there
Jonah ; Alright will do see u in a bit
Tegan ; see ya
I hang up and i go back to reading my book for a bit
Ben ; ez
I look up at him taking my air pods out
Ben ; were going the toilet and getting a few smacks u coming
Tegan; yh
Ben ; come on
I put my book down and he opens the door for me and i get out
Tegan ; Thanks
James ; aww cute
Ben ; yh well I'm completely mean
Tegan; debatable
He nudges me and we walk inside going to the toilet and we get a few snacks for the road and then we go back to the car .
Tegan ; how long have we got
James ; is this all I'm gonna hear from now on
Tegan ; no
Ben ; about an hour half if no traffic but we will hit traffic so god knows
James : don't jinx us
I lean foward I flick his ear
Ben ; ow
Tegan ; jinx
James : why would u do that
Ben ; oh relax
James : i might love u bro but i can be stuck in a car with u for hours
Tegan ; aren't u guys sharing a hotel room
James ; forgot about that
Tegan : your stuck with him either way
James : u can take him
Ben ; I'm right here u know i can hear u
Tegan: sadly your here and thats a big fat no u can have him
Ben : again here and i don't want to share a room with u its bad enough your in the car
James : oh just kiss already
Tegan ; I'd rather die
Ben ; i am a great kisser
James ; who says your pillow
Tegan : oh i like u
Ben : fuck u all
He moves his seat all the way down
Tegan: mhm absolutely not move
Ben ; no
Tegan; i have no leg room
Ben : u have the whole back to yourself
Tegan: Brandon
Ben ; no james is chill with it
James : don't get me involved
Ben ; you've been involved
James ; well not now
Tegan : Brandon
He puts his aur pods in and he closes his eyes and i flick his ear again and he pulls a face
Tegan ; dick
James ; he is a dick isn't he
Ben : i can still hear
I mange to get my legs free and i move across the back seats and i get my book and i go back reading .
James : hey is he asleep
Tegan; lets see
I snap my fingers over his face
Tegan: think so
James ; do u have makeup or something draw on his face
Tegan; i really do like
James ; i like i too i like bullying him
Tegan : me
I go threw my bag and i find eye liner
Tegan: ah ha
James ; draw a dick
Tegan: I'm not drawing a dick
James ; thought u didn't like him
Tegan; might not like him but I'm not drawing a dick
James ; better person then i am because i would have drew a dick
Tegan: I'll just doddle
James ; ok
I gently start drawing on his face with my eye liner and he wasn't even flinching
Tegan: is this man ok
James ; deep sleep Much and also great job of the make over
Tegan; i know thank u
James : i want to wake him
Tegan; turn the music up really loud
James : good idea
He turns the music up really loud and ben shoots up and me and james start laughing
Ben : oh
He turns the music down and he lays back down
James ; hello bud
Ben ; i hate u both
Tegan: feelings very mutual
He sticks his middle finger up and he puts the chair back up
Tegan ; thank god
Ben : how far
James ;not long surprisingly traffic hasn't been to bad
Tegan ; don't fucking jinx it we might be close but we can still be jinxed
James : I'm sorry
Ben ; don't apologise to her...oh fucking what the hell have u done to my face
We all start laughing
Ben ; oh my God
Tegan : james said to do it
Ben ; i don't believe u
James ; nah to be fair i did
Ben ; yh well she still did it give me a wipe
Tegan; i don't have a wipe
Ben ; well find some
Tegan; u find one
Ben : do u have wipes
James : does it look like it
Ben ; i am not walking into the hotel with this on my face
James : find something then
Ben ; oh
I start laughing again and i watch him struggle to get the eye liner off his face and he didn't get it all off but most of it he did and his fave was Bright red frok scrubbing.
Ben ; oh i give up
James : u got most of it off
Ben ; i am shower when we get there
James ; u can have a shower
Ben ; in peace i swear if someone rewins my shower i will not be happy .
Tegan : trust me i will be staying very far away from u in the shower
Ben : u would love to see me in the shower
Tegan: that is the most disgusting thing ever
James ; oh my god just kiss
Ben : focuse on driving will u you've already messed up
James: yh well i didn't see anyone else offer and we are 2 minutes away be quiet
Tegan : i can't wait to stretch my legs
Ben : i can't wait to get away from u
Tegan; same with u
James : this is gonna be a long trip
Ben : u were encouraging it
James : it was fun but now it isn't now get out my car
Tegan : yess
I get out the car and stretch out
Ben ; oh that felt good
James : it really does
We get out stuff out the car and we walk in the hotel book in and our rooms right next to each other.
Tegan: goodbye
Ben ; finally away from u
Tegan: yep
I walk in my room and i flop down on the bed
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