Skip a few weeks
I walk out the door getting in my car driving to bens
Ben ; oh its u
Tegan; well u did invite me
Ben : i know but its u
Tegan; the best person in the world
Ben ; if u say so
Tegan : i do
Ben ; long time no see
Tegan; its not been long enough
Ben : since the hotel
Tegan ; yh since the hotel
He looks at me
Tegan; like i said its not been long enough
Ben : yh anyway come in do u tea coffee water
Tegan ; I'm ok thanks so what is it we have to discuss
I follow behind him
Ben ; my birthdays soonish
Tegan ; when
Ben ; 21st December
Tegan; ok
Ben : I'm spending the day before my birthday with my family and then on my birthday i play city so going up there but on the day after we need to do something.
Tegan : what do u want to do
Ben ; i don't know to be honest
Tegan; well u need to think of something
Ben ; give me some ideas
Tegan ; its your birthday
Ben ; i don't know because I'm getting a meal with my family then going out with friends so i don't know.
Tegan : well u have a while to figure it out
Ben : just help
Tegan : no its your borthday u decide what u want to do and I'll pay
Ben ; no
Tegan; yes
Ben ; I'm not letting u pay
Tegan: u payed for my birthday
Ben ; and
Tegan; and I'm paying for yours
Ben ; well your not
Tegan: oh god we are not arguing about this
Ben ; we are argu all the time
Tegan: yh but we aren't arguing over money and who pays for what so shut your mouth.
Ben ; u shut your mouth
Tegan: sorry don't know how to
Ben ; I'll shut it for u
Tegan : oh yh
Ben ; yh
Tegan: how exactly will u do that
Ben ; i can think of a few way
Tegan; go on then because unless u do something I'm not being quiet
Ben ; you'll slap me
Tegan: how do u know
Ben ; because i know u
Tegan ; probably would to be honest
Ben ; exactly so...I'm not gonna do anything
Tegan ; promise i won't slap u
Ben ; now do i risk it
Tegan ; i say u rish it
Ben ; i think i do aswell close your eyes
Tegan: absolutely do not
Ben ; close your eyes
Tegan : close your eyes
Ben ; ez
I close my eyes and i hear him move closer and i feel something put in my mouth and it was squirty cream
Tegan : i knew it
I open my eyes and i eat the cream
Ben ; i did not understand a word with that cream in
Tegan ; i saw the cream on the side
Ben ; i made a hot chocolate
Tegan ; i love squirty scream
Ben; so do i
Tegan; only thing u can make squirt
He looks at me in complete shock and i try so hard to laugh i fail miserable cause i just start dying of laughter.
Ben : i didn't like u before but god i really do not like u now
I burst out laughing again
Ben ; no go away
Tegan : no I'm sorry
Ben ; i don't care go away
Tegan : that was to funny
Ben : that was not funny but admittedly it was good
I nod my head
Ben: and i can...u know
Tegan: mhm
Ben ; i can
Tegan: cause u can
I take the cream off him and i put some in my mouth
Ben ; put some in my mouth
Tegan : come to my level
Ben ; no funny business
Tegan ; on your knee
Ben ; i like that
Tegan ; weirdo
He bends down on his knee putting his hand on my legs and squirt the cream in his mouth
Ben; so good
Tegan; innit
He pushes me and i start laughing
Ben : don't take the piss
