president deborah

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5.10.

"So we'll check the microphones in the morning... thee.. papers are stocked in the ladies bathroom for sure.. okay I think we're done"

"Miss Deborah, the guests are coming today"

"Oh yes, please send Renegade Raider and Squidward to handle the guests. I have a funeral to attend"

Jonesy arrived at the house. A lot of guests were normal civilians. The finest music of Fortnite, squidward nose and Tattoo were slaying.

"Hello all guests. President Deborah won't be available today because of a funeral she is attending." Squidward announced.

Jonesy startled for a while, until he built the courage to ask.

"Where is the funeral being held? I have a crucial thing I need to talk to her about."

Squidward gave a bombastic side-eye.

"Umm.. Lonely Lodge."

Jonesy left, and followed Deborah.

Jonesy and Deborah arrived. Jonesy was a bit confused, since he didn't see any funeral.

Suddenly he heard fancy footsteps.

"Hello Jonesy"

"How did you I was here?"

"I know you're going to kill me. This funeral is MY funeral."

Jonesy was shocked.

"I've been listening to you all along 😈, I know you want to kill me, because you think I'm the reason the war hasn't stopped but im here-"

Deborah fell to the ground, bleeding from her chest.

"To tell you you're wrong."

FPDF (Flop police department of Fortnite) surrounded Jonesy.

"You're under arrest sir."






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