AoT Crack Time!!!!

The reasons to not go shopping with AoT cast Part 1

*Rebel, the cast of AoT Crack Time, and guest star Jen_Almaraz walks into the meat section of the supermarket*

Rebel:*turns to Sasha*So what do we need again?

Sasha:*smiles and holds up a pack of sausages* Sausage!!!!

Jen_Almaraz: O-O

Hangi: Everybody say something scream and GO!!
Eggs, bacon, grits

Everyone: SAUSAGE!!

Jen_Almaraz: YAY!!!!! I love this song!!!!

Connie: Imma skinny bitch but I still take

Everyone: SAUSAGE!!

Levi: I gotta fat ass but I still take

Jen_Almaraz:*looks at Levi's ass* yep that is fat.....

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Krista/Historia: I gotta flat ass but I still take

Jen_Almaraz: Oh no.....please no....

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Eren: Wake up in the morning gotta eat that

Jen_Almaraz: *smirks* yep that's what she said...^^

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Petra: Imma red head but I still take

Jen_Almaraz: Oh god.....please no....you need help.....

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Marco: Imma gay nigga but I still take

Jen_Almaraz: *dances like a boss* Yes He out of the closet!!!

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Mikasa: White girl, swag girl take your man's

Jen_Almaraz: Oh....god....

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Sasha: UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH

Jen_Almaraz: *dances*

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Reiner: I'm white and I'm thick but you know I eat

Jen_Almaraz: O////////O

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Armin: Yeah, I read books but they all about

Jen_Almaraz: Oh no.....Armin is impure!!!!*holds onto him tightly* Why!!!!

Everyone:SAUSAGE!!

Everyone: SAUCE X7 SAUSAGE!!!!

Ymir: I like girls but can I still take sausage?

Jen_Almaraz: Sure^^

Rebel:*facepalms* Let's go now please.....