1.keep splashing
2.dive under water when they are talking
3.when he says to dive do a bomb
4.swim so badly they might down grade you
5.in drills act like you are drowning and then say"DEEZ NATS HA GOT IM GOT IM"
6.keep asking are we done yet
7.when he says I will sit you out say YES
8.start say hi my name is ryan and yes it is for ryan I know you reading this.
9.start saying hi im Hugh
10.say I'm paddy and bailey
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100 ways to annoy people
HumorDISCLAIMER:THESE ARE SO ANNOYING IT IS PROVEN TO KILL A VERY VERY FAT ELEPHANT BY THE WAY SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO PARK MY ELEPHANT LOL