1.take people's shopping trolley
2.follow someone around and when there going to pick something and they look for a piticuler thing take it before they get the chance
3.say"my baby just pooped it's pants don't go in ail six"
4.sing your favourite song really high pitched
5.slip and when people touch you to help you scream"arrrhhhhh she/he touched meh
6.rant about how to floor makes a noise
7.start asking people weird questions like "where are the wax tapes"(trust me they don't know what to say)
8.ask people for money and if they give you some say 9+10=21 so they think you have a bad education BUT GIVE THEM THE MONEY BACK YOU HOG.....
9.If you have a phone keep on putting on Siri and yell "SHUT YOUR FACE SIRI YOU SMELL LIKE SOMETHING"
10.get lots of stuff and get them to. Go through it when you here the price just leave
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100 ways to annoy people
HumorDISCLAIMER:THESE ARE SO ANNOYING IT IS PROVEN TO KILL A VERY VERY FAT ELEPHANT BY THE WAY SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO PARK MY ELEPHANT LOL
