1.eat ALLLLL the cake
2.scare everyone away
3.sing "happy birthday to you you live in a zoo you smell like a monkey and you look like one to"
4.start doing a dance
5. insist you get the first slice of cake if they say why say"say it might be poison.
6. say that you need to go toilet in the middle of the birthday song and tell them to wait for you
7. play video-games the hole time
8. eat all the food before there party starts
9.start crying because of that song i can cri on meh birthday
10 dont get them a present say its the tought that counts
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100 ways to annoy people
HumorDISCLAIMER:THESE ARE SO ANNOYING IT IS PROVEN TO KILL A VERY VERY FAT ELEPHANT BY THE WAY SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO PARK MY ELEPHANT LOL
