One hell of a story

Aaliyah

Damn. Today was a hectic day for a poor father like me. I was with my mum and my mother-in-law and my wife Sazidah because we wanted to eat together. I got a call from Fariha and I got off my seat to go talk to her in another room. "How's the children doing??" I asked. On the other side of the phone I could hear the corn song in the background. Fariha replied, "The children started behaving after I told them I'm going to tape their mouths, chain them, throw them inside the suitcase that's in the basement, close the suitcase and personally deliver them to Grandma Mariam's witch hut." I wasn't surprised. It's a normal thing for Fariha to do. I told Fariha that I'll call later and ended the call. I came back to the room to see Sazidah on MY seat.

"Sazidah. Get. Off. My. Seat. Now. URGENTLY." I said. Sazidah didn't budge and stared at me. My mum Shaden and my mother-in-law Sofya gave each other looks. "The tension is killing me" muttered Sofya. I turned around and looked at her, signing that i heard her loud and clear. I was hungry so i took a mouthful of food. Then I marched towards Sazidah and started tickling her. What else could I do? I can't push her off the seat or her mum will literally slaughter me. She started chuckling and it seemed my plan was working. But then my stupid shoelaces got tangled with the chair and when I moved, I immediately fell down with a THUMP. Sazidah was laughing her head off at me. I then suddenly started choking on my food.

 I'll never do things when eating ever again. Everyone started laughing at me as I was practically dying until Shaden my mum took notice that something was wrong and came to help as well as Sofya. They hit my back really hard and I swear I heard a crack behind me. The food came shooting out of my mouth as I was saved. "MY POOR BABY ARE YOU ALRIGHT DON'T WORRY MOMMY IS HERE FOR YOU DARLING" sobbed my mum. I hugged my mum. "OMG SAZIDAHR I HATE YOUUU 

And that is how I almost died. DE END