L: Welp, we're back with another chapter of how annoying Melanie is!
Melanie: And how stupid Lumberjack is!
Dania: And how YOU TWO SHOULD STOP FIGHTING ALL THE TIME!
Cellie: A-And how yummy cake is...
L: Yeah it is yummy
Melanie: HELL IT IS YUMMY!
Dania: Don't scream!
Melanie: FUCK YOU!
L: STOP THIS! DON'T SWEAR IN FRONT OF CELLIE!
Melanie: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
L: WELL THE THREE OF US DO SO STOP THIS!
Melanie: NOPE! I WON'T FUCKING STOP SWEARING TILL I FUCKING DIE!
L: WELL THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE NOW! *gets out sword* COME HERE BITCH!
Dania: *the two fighting in the background* let's go for a walk in the forest until they finish
Cellie: Okay...
*Dania and Cellie exit while Melanie and Jack are still fighting*
L: YEAH WELL I NEVER EVEN LIKED THEM SO FUCK OFF- wait, where did Dania and Cellie go?
Melanie:... I don't know and I don't care
L: Can you learn to care for once please?
Melanie: Yeah, if you give me cheesecake
L: Though really, we've been fighting even more by each day... wanna play UNO?
Melanie: Don't you think it's a bit old?
L: Meh, who cares? I'm gonna kick you're ass in that game!
Melanie: Yeah right, like you'd win one game against me!
L: BRING IT ON!
*Meanwhile in the forest...*
Cellie: So, what do you think mr. Lumberjack and Melanie are doing now?
Dania: Probably still fighting
*two hours later*
L: We were fighting, but by playing a GAME!
Dania: I did NOT expect that at all...
L: Anyways, vote, comment, follow, and share this!
Melanie: AND ALSO ASK US AND DARE US! MAKE THEM HARD FOR JACK!
L: AND MAKE THEM DISGUSTING FOR MELANIE!
Melanie: OH?! WELL MAKE THEM HORRIBLE AND EMBARASSING FOR JACK!
L: AND MAKE THEM-
Dania: If you two don't stop this that will be how we end every chapter... BYE!
*TV turns off*
*TV turns on*
This is Moon FROM THE FUTURE! I am sowy this chappy is short... I will make them longer! I was just proof-reading and felt the need to say it... welp... I think this is it... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*Static*
NO DO-************* JUST GO-**********HEY-***** G-**OU-****T-OF HERE! GOD DAMMIT!
Okay... bye!
Slenderp: I'm back!
GOD DAM-***************************************************************beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
*TV turns off *
YOU ARE READING
Crazy Talk
RandomMe, Melanie, Dania, and Cellie! We all just talk and answer questions and do whatever dares you want us to do! (Of course there is a limit! WE AIN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!) so that's all we have to say WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK...
