Disclaimer: We have no idea what the hell we're gonna type here, so we are not responsible if you get fucking bored or if you enjoy it.
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L: No idea whatsoever...
Melanie: So! We're in a coffee shop! and there's a vanilla milkshake in front of our face but we don't wanna finish it... halp... HALP!
Dania: ... As Jack said... no idea whatsoever...
Cellie: H-How about we... talk about Shisha?
Dania: *whispers* By the way, we ffing hate Shisha...
L: Shisha? I'm fine... does everyone in the world know about Shisha doh?
Melanie: I don't think so... how about yaoi?
Dania: Not all of us love it Mel
Melanie: BUT PEOPLE OUT THERE LOVE IT! COME ON! DO YOU REALLY NOT THINK THAT NOWAKI AND HIRO-SAN ARE CUTE TOGETHER?!
Cellie: T-They're c-cute....
Dania: No.
L: She typed the fullstop! SHE TYPED IT!
Cellie:.... I'm s-sorry...
Dania: No don't-
Melanie: YOU MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?! LET THE NEKO SHIP!
L: Mel you're the true monster -_-
Melanie: IM THE MONSTER THAT RULES THE AWESOMESTNESS!
Dania: I'm sorry Cellie I didn't mean to...
Cellie: It's fine! I know you hate that stuff... Wanna read this manga with me?
Dania: Sure!
Cellie: *thinks* this manga has yaoi...
=•=•=One Eternity Later=•=•=
Undead L: WHERE THE F IS THE CEASAR SALAD?!
Undead Melanie: IM HUUUUUNGRYYYYYYYYY!!
Undead Cellie: YOU GUYSS ARE ZOMBIES! IM A ZOMBIE! AAAAAAAHHHH-
Undead Dania: EVERYONE CALM DOWN! YES WE ARE ZOMBIES SO WHA- wait... is that...?
Undead Melanie: *le gasp* FOOOOOOOOOODD
Undead L: AAAAARRRGGGHHH!
Undead Dania: AAAAAARRRGGGHH!
Undead Cellie: FOOD PLEEEEAAAAAASE!
=•=•=Two Days Later Really Not Joking=•=•=
L:... Yeah we're alive now... but we're now at a private bouffait and everyone already ate...
Melanie: IM FUCKING BOOOOORRREEEEED!!
Dania:... You just sweared...
Melanie: JAVLA HELVETE RÔV!
L:... (/)_-)
Cellie:... I want more coffee...
Melanie: Same here, you ain't alone on this one
Dania: I think all of us want coffee now
*everyone nods*
L:... So...
Melanie: What?
L: What?
Dania:... What?
Cellie: *giggle* *whispers something to Dania*
Dania: Yes!
Cellie: Hey Mel, can we go thrift shopping?
Melanie: What what what what
L: What what what what
Dania: What what what what
Cellie: what what what what
Melanie: YOU GUYS CONTINUE IT IN THE COMMENTS BECAUSE WE FORGOT THE RAP PART AND WE HAVE NO FUCKING INTERNET!
L: ... My anaconda don't!
Melanie: My anaconda don't!
L&Mel: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns Huns!
Dania:... Do you wanna build a snowman?~
Cellie: Or ride a bike around the halls?~
Melanie: dude do you see that snake on the floor~
L: Open the door~ so we can all escaaaaaape!~ OPEN IT!
Melanie: ITS NOT OPENING!
L: FUUUUUUUUUU
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp*
Reporter: Today, three stupid people have been murdered by a huge anaconda-
Snake: MY ANACONDA DONT! MY ANACONDA DONT! MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUNS! *hisses and attacks reporter
Dead Reporter: Including a handsome reporter.
~The End~
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RandomMe, Melanie, Dania, and Cellie! We all just talk and answer questions and do whatever dares you want us to do! (Of course there is a limit! WE AIN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!) so that's all we have to say WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK...
