(Warning: I am sorry that you are going to read my train wreck of a story)
Bacon is walking down the street, in a hot way. Bacon flexed his muscles. all the men drool over bacon and his hotness. Then Snow globe walks down the street listening to their music, aka Mask from Dream "I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time". Then Snow globe aka the antichrist bumps into the really hot Bacon. Bacon shakes aggressively and grease starts to fall off his chiselled chin. Bacon does his best Amink roleplay towards the Snow Globe. Then Snow Globe tells Bacon to KYS. The steam starts to come off of Bacon. In one swift motion he dabs in Snow Globes face. Snow Globe's inner alpha comes out, and she barks at Bacon. The people of Blastion pp come out to watch the fight. Then there is a shocking moment when Bush comes out as gay. Now the fight can happen. Snow Globe grabs a bottle of alcohol that she always drinks, and breaks it on the floor to bash over bacon's head. Then Bacon gets on all fours and bites down into Snow Globe's skin. Then Snow Globe drags Tissues over and puts them on top of Bacon's head, but their lover Cake Pop comes over and slaps Snow Globe for trying to kill their lover. Bacon comes over to Snow Globe and throws them onto a frying pan and says "This is why I am hot and not you". Angered by the comment their inner Dream stan Goku UwU powers come out, and she beats up Bacon until he is crying. Then she says in bacon's ear "Don't mess with my baby boy Dreamy". With Mask playing in the background Bacon dies. The end
