This story tells the tale of how polite roach became polite roach, and how he found love and changes his ways. But it isn't easy when your greatest enemy Dave from partners and crime (1 and 2 by violetuhhh and markeruhhh) will he live? Will he die...
SOMEWHERE IN ITALY WHATEVER YEARS AGO: after 19 hours of labor and pushing out 57 children, mother roach finally did it. She gave birth to 57 beautiful children.
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FATHER ROACH: "mother roach. They all look just like me- wait a sec......what the fuck is that one? Why the fuck does he look different from the rest?" I said to my wife that I didn't even want to marry in the first place. She looks at me with wide eyes, wider then that walten girls ass. MOTHER ROACH: "umm....what do you mean?? He looks just like you. Please my love you have to believe me just look at him and look back at you I swear he's your son-". Father roach picked him up and looked at him for a good 6 seconds. Then looked at himself.
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Father roach got pissed. He got so mad his ears got red, he then shouted so loud the walls was shaking more then JK riding his toilet. FATHER ROACH: "YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH WHORE! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. A LAZY SELFISH CUM DUMPSTER WHORE. WHOS POLITE ASS BITCH KID IS THIS??? CAUSE HE AINT NO SON OF MINE." Mother roach snapped back at him even more louder then anything. Except that one time jrc was shitting in vc, MOTHER ROACH: "YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PATHETIC SHORT LIMP DICK SO CALLED MAN. YOU NEVER DONE ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT IN YOUR LIFE-" suddenly gunshots was fired at her and the rest of the kids, father roach couldn't take this bitch anymore and just pulled that 18inch Glock from his ass and shot 15 times at them all, he then took polite roach and shoved him in a pocket and burned the hospital to the ground.
FATHER ROACH: "you may not be my son but I got silly and killed the rest oopies, but I will raise you and make you like my very own, welcome to the mafia kid."
