This story tells the tale of how polite roach became polite roach, and how he found love and changes his ways. But it isn't easy when your greatest enemy Dave from partners and crime (1 and 2 by violetuhhh and markeruhhh) will he live? Will he die...
Dave quickly looks around for his dumbass team, only to find out violet and Markus found a bottle of srhawberry champagne and decided to drink it all while Markus was attempting to teach violet math....again.
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SAV: "lmao, looks like your cigán friend and that bitch Russian isn't coming to help you Davey...."
ALSO SAV: "oh! And that antidote for your precious waltey...to bad. There is no antidote. She is dead Dave."
Dave's eyes opened wider then JKs asshole about to blow, he didn't believe it.
DAVE: "no your...your wrong! JK said she only has 3 days left so she's still alive-"
Suddenly someone bursted the door down, carrying a woman.
JK: "DAVE! DAVE....I TRIED....I tried so hard to..keep her alive but she's...she's gone." JK dropped waltens body and the floor started shaking, Dave quickly grabbed walten and felt her body go cold.....
Dave started screaming more high pitched then a little girl, suddenly Markus and violet came out of wherever the fuck they was drinking at to see what was all that screaming about only to see walten dead...then they high fived and found another bottle of champagne
JK and Dave started crying and sav laughed at them on her throne,
SAV: "y'all are so chronically online lmfaooo, cmon daveyyyy waveyy. Let's fight already and get this shit over with."
The boys quickly pull out their weapons, And started having a epic battle fight. Dave went crazy however and destroyed sav with a vape gun.
JK: "Dave I am so sorry for your wife I am fr sorry bro....but you have to move on-"
Dave got pissed off by that and did what he does best
DAVE: "fuck off" and then he throwed JK in a jail cell underneath the castle, Along with Markus and violet. Dave soon started to make a mafia to destroy savs family and take over the world to bring back walten.
But one mafia was in his way, and it just so happened to be the roaches.
CURRENT DAY (literally just a few months later)
Dave was digging around his castle looking for something to help with his plan, he was wearing the best drip ever known to mankind
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Soon while digging in some boxes he found a mask......
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DAVE: "this is it....this is the mask I've been looking for, the piece that will help me with my plan.. the one piece...ISSSSSSS REEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL-"
Suddenly the black cat from the train bursted the door down, BART: "hey unmmm sir....?"
DAVE: "BART! NOT NOW IM BUSY- wait...did you find that polite roach...?"
Bart gulps and chuckled,
BART: "ummmm you want the good news or the bad news first?" DAVE: "dnc fucking spit it out!" BART: "I'll assume good news first, well me and maxwell founded him but-"
DAVE: "but what!! Did you kill him???"
BART: "more like they killed maxwell sir Dave....they got away"
Dave then slaps Bart across the room with the mask, more pissed off then ever. Bart feared for his life.
DAVE: "WHAT DO YOU MEEAAAANNNNN HE GOT AWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAT"
BART: "it was his body guard! She's too strong!!!! B-but sir I know where they was going..."
Dave calmed down a bit, still upset. But calm enough to talk to normally.
.... DAVE: "well?! Go on?!?"
BART: "they was taking a train to Paris..."
DAVE: "Paris?....well then I guess it's time to go back to Europe. TO PARIS I GO!"
Bart seemed confused?
BART: "w-what do you mean "to Paris I go" ?? Don't you mean "to Paris we go"???"
Bart is only a year old, he is still a child so he can easily get his heart broken so fast, poor kid.
DAVE: "oh so sad yes I know, but! Your not quite fit out for this job anymore, I'm afraid this is...the end?"
Dave picked up Bart and was going to throw him into the cell with the 3 others, but he quickly scratched him.
DAVE: "AUGHHHHHH YOU BAD PUSSY YOU BAD BAD BAD PUSSY YOU ARE THE WORSY PUSSY IN THE WORLD I NEVER WANT TO SEE SUCH A PUSSY AGAIN GET OUTTTYYYYYYY"
Bart ran for his dear life, scared and alone.
However when he scratched him...blood got all over Dave's mask. Suddenly it started flashing colors
It looked like it had something inside the mask so Dave turned it around and put it on
DAVE: "what is this.....I should try it on- AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
