This story tells the tale of how polite roach became polite roach, and how he found love and changes his ways. But it isn't easy when your greatest enemy Dave from partners and crime (1 and 2 by violetuhhh and markeruhhh) will he live? Will he die...
Rose and roach immediately got to the hotel, father roach called them and said Dave left them a message and they needed to immediately get there,
FATHER ROACH: "there you are! Where the hell was you 2 at all that time?"
ROACH: "apologies sir we was just out for dinner...now what kind of message did that Dave sent?"
FATHER ROACH: "read it for yourself"
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ROACH: "....aren't I literally older then this bitch?"
ROSE: "ehhhh just by 3 years"
ROACH: "whatever, we're going to fucking kick his ass tomorrow night..I'm gonna just wash up and head to bed"
FATHER ROACH: "one last thing roach. If you blow it up tomorrow night then you screw us all over. Don't fuck up"
ROACH: "goodnight to you also...father"
DECEMBER 23...2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS,
It was almost time for the auction but before they got ready father roach sat them down at the business meeting room once again to explain a plan,
FATHER ROACH: "okay so tonight you and rose will be satted at the auction, I will give you as much money as possible to bid for the pink diamond before Dave comes and steals it.
Once you get that diamond immediately run back here and hand it to me, if perhaps polite roach somehow manages to fuck up and Dave gets it, then you have to fight him BUT he does have a weakness that will stop him once and for all.."
ROSE:"...and that is?-"
FATHER ROACH: "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE PART god you kids are so impatient,
A shower is his weakness. But since there is no showers in the art museum just get a godamn bottle water and pour it on him"
ROACH: "okay then that's very easy!"
FATHER ROACH: "WRONG, Dave is incredibly fast. Faster then anyone in the world because of that special powers that godamn mask with a smile for hours at a time"
Roach agreed with him that spraying some water would be harder then he originally thought, but he couldn't stop thinking of something
How did his father know that Dave is faster then anyone else....? He guesses JK would of told him but wouldn't his father report that at first...?
FATHER ROACH: "So that's the plan for now, if anything unexpected happens....I have better guns for you both."
Father roach gave rose and roach guns that was different from anything they ever seen before. Guns faster and stronger then a normal gun
ROSE: "how did...how did you do this? How is this possible-"
FATHER ROACH: 1. Don't question anything. 2. Their normal guns, it's the bullets that make it seem insane. 3. Their poisoned so if you by mistake shoot someone there's no point in saving them. Understood? Great NOW GO GET READY FOR THAT AUCTION"
