This story tells the tale of how polite roach became polite roach, and how he found love and changes his ways. But it isn't easy when your greatest enemy Dave from partners and crime (1 and 2 by violetuhhh and markeruhhh) will he live? Will he die...
Roach and rose had arrived at the art museum, waiting for the auction to start.
As they was taking their seats roach was getting nervous and more nervous by the minute, his fathers words from last night wasn't so comforting so he's afraid of messing up big time.
ROSE: "...oh polite roach I know what your thinking"
Roach nearly jumped out of his seat when she whispered that in his ear, almost about to puke from the amount of nerves he had in his body.
ROSE: "look, don't pay attention to whatever your father thinks or says. Your doing great so far and I'm guaranteed if we work together we will stop that insane lunatic..okay? Just let me do the bidding and we'll get it done and over with. Don't forget your promise you made to me."
Roach suddenly was reminded about how he said they will run away together after this entire situation is finished and they can travel in peace...as friends..right? He suddenly got lost in thought. Thinking about the 2 of them together away in a nice cabin somewhere in a beautiful quiet village away from their crazy past.
Suddenly rose hit him lightly cause he was zoning out as the auction was starting.
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CHAIRMAN: "AHEMAHEEMM AHEEEEEMMMM COUGH COUGH COUGHHH .....ok so like uh. The auction shall begin. like- NOW? Yes it starts now, our first beaUUUUtiful-TUH item is this here beUUUtiful...drum roll please....I SAID FUCKING DRUMROLL. 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
This amazing glass slipper! 🙀🙀🙀🙀
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Starting at the amazing prize of 20 dollars! Come on who wants it? WHO wants the glass slipper I know you do the man in the black suit with the polite face aha!"
Roach got a bit embarrassed cause he's positive he owned a pair as a child, a few hours pass and roach is fighting the urge to fall asleep... waiting desperately for the pink diamond to come to the table.
THE CHAIRMAN: "annndd now I know you wonderful folks have been waiting quite the while for this amazing sight. From the devils cave comes a wonderful unbelievable once in a life time experience. Some even say if you lay a touch on it's glory then you are more wealthy then those damn dirty roaches, which wow they have been quite the talk of the town! Thrown out of their own home and possibly on the streets right now being treated as trash, as they had coming those bastards!"
