Jane: I do wish we could go up there.
Michael: So do I! I like chimneys.
Bert: Oh, rightly so! A chimney is a wondrous thing. She's built tall right up there on the roof. When the wind is just right, it blows across her top, then draws the smoke right up the flue. Here. Feel the pull on the end of that brush. It's like I got a whale on the end of the line, ain't it? Michael!
Mary Poppins: Be careful. You never know what may happen around a fireplace. Oh, bother!
Maddie: Michael! Michael, come back down here. Michael! Michael, where are you?
Pippa: Well, that's a bit awkward. I must say!
Martha Poppins: Bert and Pippa, I'll thank you two to stop putting ideas in their heads! There goes the other two.
Bert: Shall I go after 'em?
Mary Poppins: Well, we can't have them gallivanting up there like kangaroos, can we?
Jane: Michael, don't be frightened. Everything's going--
Martha Poppins: Will you put your things on at once? Hurry up, please. Spit spot!
Pippa: Here you are! I thought you'd left us.
Maddie: We didn't mean to.
Bert: Well, no harm done. The truth is, this is what you might call a fortuitous circumstance. Look there. A trackless jungle just waiting to be explored. Why not, Mary Poppins, Martha Poppins, and Pippa?
Jane: Oh, please, Mary Poppins, Martha Poppins, and Aunt Pippa?
Michael: Please!
Mary Poppins: Oh, well. If we must, we must. Fall in. Look lively, look lively. Jump to it! Jump to it! Get in line. Attention! A-show arms! A-right turn! Quick march!
Michael: Hello there!
Bert: It's just good, clean soot, Michael.
Pippa: As far as we go, right?
Martha Poppins: Not at all.
Bert: What did I tell ya? There's the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it, but the birds, the stars and the chimney sweeps?
Mary Poppins: Quite nice, but we should all get in out of the night air. Follow me, please.
Pippa: Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim. Chim cheree when you're with a sweep you're in glad company.
Bert: Nowhere is there a more happier crew
Bert & Pippa: Than them what sings chim chim cheree, chim cheroo. Chim chiminy chim chim cheree chim cheroo.
Chimney Sweeps: Cheroo! Cheroo! Cheroo! Cheroo! Cheroo! Cheroo!
Bert: It's all me pals! Step in time! Step in time!
Bert & Chimney Sweeps: Step in time! Step in time! Step in time! Step in time! Step in time, step in time. Come on, mateys, step in time. Step in time. Step in time, step in time. Step in time, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. We step in time, we step in time. Kick your knees up! Kick your knees up step in time. Kick your knees up, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. Kick your knees up step in time. Round the chimney! Round the chimney step in time. Round the chimney, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. Round the chimney we step in time. Clap like a birdie. Clap like a birdie step in time. Clap like a birdie, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. Clap like a birdie in time. Up on the railing. Up on the railing step in time. Up on the railing, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme up on the railing step in time. Over the rooftops! Over the rooftops step in time. Over the rooftops, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme, step in time, over the rooftops, over the rooftops. Link your elbows! Link your elbows, step in time. Link your elbows, step in time. Link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows. Step in time, step in time, step in time, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. When you step in time you step in time. Pippa Banks, step in time! There you go, Pippa Banks! Lucky old Bert! Come on, Pippa Banks! Here we go, mate! Here we go! Make room for her! Go! Ain't she marvelous? Ain't she beautiful? Lovely. Tell your mum! Hello, hello, hello! More! More! Pippa, do it again! Come on, Pippa, do it again. Here we go.
Admiral Boom: We're being attacked by Hottentots!
Mr. Binnacle: Aye, aye, sir.
Admiral Boom: Cheeky devils! Give 'em what for! Empty the shot lockers!
Mr. Binnacle: Aye, aye, sir!
Admiral Boom: Move along, Mr. Binnacle. Handsomely now. Teach the beggars a lesson.
Mr. Binnacle: Gun ready, sir.
Admiral Boom: Stand by. FIRE!
Mr. Binnacle: Fire! Well hit, sir! Very well hit!
Mrs. Brill: Aah! They're at it again!
Chimney Sweeps: They're at it again! Step in time, at it again. Step in time. They're at it again. Step in time, ow! Ow, step in time. Ow, step in time. Never need a reason never need a rhyme. Whoa! Step in time.
Mrs. Banks: Oh, Ellen, when you have a second.
Chimney Sweeps: Votes for women, step in time. Votes for women, step in time.
Mrs. Banks: Oh, no, really, not at the moment.
Chimney Sweeps: Votes for women. Votes for women!
Ellen: It's the master!
Chimney Sweeps: It's the master, step in time. It's the master, step in time.
Mr. Banks: What's all this?
Chimney Sweeps: What's all this, what's all this? What's all this, what's all this, what's all this, what's all this? Link your elbows, step in time. What's all this? Kick your knees up, what's all this? Step in time. Kick your knees up. Kick your knees up Bert. Kick your knees up. Kick your knees up, step in time. Good luck, guv'nor. Lovely time! Had an elegant time, guv'nor.
Michael: Good luck, guv'nor.
Maddie: Oh, father, every one of those sweeps shook your hand. You're going to be the luckiest person in the world!
Martha Poppins: Come along, children. Spit spot.
Mr. Banks: Just a moment, Mary and Martha Poppins. What is the meaning of this outrage?
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Mary and Martha Poppins
FanficWhen Jane, Maddie, and Michael, the children of the wealthy and uptight Banks family, are faced with the prospect of a new nanny, they are pleasantly surprised by the arrival of the magical Mary Poppins and her sister Martha. Embarking on a series o...
