"Of course Dio-sama, I'll make sure to take care of the-" says Dios servant, but is cut off by Giorno crying.
"Oh shit! I forgot to feed Giorno!" Yells Dio. Dio goes into the kitchen, to try and find the baby formula that woman gave him.
"Where the hell did I put that formula? I looked for it everywhere, and I can't find it." Or so he thought he looked everywhere.
After around 10 minutes of searching, Dio finally found the formula on the counter.
"Wow, I never realised how blind I could be." Dio said blatantly.
Dio has never fed a baby before, and the woman who had Giorno gave him to Dio when Giorno was 6 months. Plus that woman never taught Dio anything about how to care for a baby!
So, Dio decides to read the instructions.
"Shake well before feeding." Dio reads. Instead of shaking the formula (at this point Giorno has stopped crying) , Dio lifts Giorno off the floor and shakes him.
"Um Gio, you look a little sick whats wron-" Just as Dio was about to finish his sentence, Giorno threw up all over Dios face, and even a little inside his mouth...
"Giorno, what the fuck--- oh, I guess I read the directions wrong. Not my fault, that bitch should've told me what to do before she gave me Giorno." Dio frowned.
Dio was covered in vomit, meanwhile Giorno started crying again.
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{234 Words}
This was a funny one to write!
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I had enjoyed writing it!
Have a great day!
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The Adventures of Dad Dio and Baby Giorno
AventuraThis is an AU where if the woman that had Giorno left Dio to take care of the baby, and thats where the adventures with "Dad" Dio and Baby Giorno begin. Follow @Vani-e- on Tumblr for the beautiful cover!
