Another day, work was slow. What's new?
I'm just glad no psychopaths have crawled in asking for us to off someone out of revenge in a while.
Now that I look around, it's been pretty peaceful.
Mox is in the chair next to mine trying to make small talk with Loona. Well, actually he's bragging about the grand two whole pounds he's lost.
Loona rolled her eyes, clearly unimpressed as a snicker at him.
He glares to me then to Loona and pounced onto the table. "I am not FAT!" He hissed to her. As if on cue Millie bursted through the door with a loud bang to complement her husband's hollers.
She stomped in, growling and cursing under her breath.
Me and Mox gave each other a look, this can't be good.
I tried not to pay her mind so Moxxie could take car of it. He's always been the one most gifted at calming her down.
By the time I was pulled out of my thoughts Millie was on a cardboard cut-out of a man with targets painted on him.
I snapper my vision over to Moxxie's. Now making eye contact I gestured to Millie as if to tell him to comfort her.
He nodded and looked past me to his wife. "Ehm, Millie, honey, everything okay?" He asked through a concerned smile.
She slung around with anger still painting her face, huffing heavily. Once she finally calmed herself she averted her eyes to the ground and scowled. "Yeah, just.. bumped into an ex." She informed us bitterly.
"Oh!" I leaned back and hissed through my teeth.
"..oh" Mox added. That piece of info clearly made him uncomfortable.
"UGH!" She rolled her eyes. "He just kept goin' on about how he has money now, and a bright future, and a bigger cock." She mocked his voice as she talked.
"Wait, what?" I asked from my seat, still focused on the last bit of that sentence.
"YEAH!" She threw her hands up in the air. "Oh, I can't help it. Every time I see his STUPID face I just wanna..!" She cranked her arm back and punched down one of Blitzø's filing cabinets, spilling all the contents inside.
At this commotion he he walked out the door holding a phone to his ear. "What the fuck is all this noise?? I got a client!"
"Sorry sir!" Mox stepped back and put his hand on Millie.
"I've got it." I volunteered and hopped down from me seat. "I'll get all- what is this?" I asked holding up a picture of two imps in horse suits kissing. "Sir, why the hell..?" I took a breath and shook it off.
"Oh, ah" He plucked it from my hand. "This is just.. research!.. for science!" He cleared his throat and turned his back to us, throwing the paper onto the floor behind him. "Just put it back correctly, okay? I alphabetized them." He demanded walking back into his office.
I sat silently on the floor for a second until Millie ran up behind me. "Sorry sugar. Let he help you." She said, grabbing a handful of Blitzø's weird ass pictures from the floor. "Me too, sorry y/n" Moxxie came to my other side to help."
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Fanfictionam I embarrassed about making this? yes. am I making it anyway?.. yes. anyway self insert will be Moxxie's sibling so yeah mature content warning: -murder/death -smut & sexual topics -abuse -arranged marriage Etc. if you...