SADNESS UNDERGROUND
*you show up, but none of them are there...*
*say hello?* ...
CUTI: Hi!
LIBBI (3): Cuti! Welp, guess ya found us!
*say anyone here?* ...
*SNAP* *THUD*
KODOMO: Yowch! Libbi, eating too many cookies, are ya?
LIBBI: Kodomo! Oh... Hey!
LOLLI: This looks so wrong...
*say hey? 6,7,3,4?*...
*you hear something behind you, like a jump lading... just quieter*
*a flash of color passes you...*
*two colorful claws cover your scared face*
??? 1: Give us all you got!
??? 2: Libbi... You most likely scared her to death!
LIBBI: Oh give me a break, Cuti! You and your tiny friend!
CUTI: Oh please! All of it is true! You just can't realize that, 'cuz of your sass!
LIBBI: Don't forget clam... these claws tear Muscles easily! I CAN EAT YOU.
*the claws are taken off your face revealing 6, 3 and 7*
LOLLI: Ok, ok, stop fighting. You too 7. We have 10 here, a random employed 14-year-old.
SADNESS UNDERGROUND MISSIONS
Twintacles fire when scared, careful! (You are introduced to the Twintacle Tubetroopers and Tubeballs)
KODOMO: Ooo! Now, something is coming up, and it will be HARSH. Uhm... You know what? Libbi will tell you, and if she doesn't, it means that she hates you.
LIBBI: HEY! Ugh, Your dodging can be better, so we will teach you a bit.
Snip, snap, SNIPER? (You are introduced to the Tubesnipers and Tubecommanders)
CUTI: Man, must have been hard for you. Those Tube Twerps or whatever sure don't give up! Onwards, Agent 10!
Exploding Potatoes, Baked VER 2.0 (Tubepods and Baked Tubepods)
LOLLI: Did ya give them Haddaalila yet? They do deserve it. Onwards, Agent 10!
Stamp Act, Act on those stamps! (Tubestampers and Tubeballers)
LIBBI: And to think I was going to spend $1000 on normal stamps... Onwards, Agent 10!
Born From The Tube... (Tubelings, Sabaki Tubelings and Tubetakooks)
CUTI: I do believe that there were some happenings on a detached platform!
KODOMO: Yeah, 4 octos got filled with something...
LOLLI: Yes, one had rings of blue on their tentacles and another had a voodoo doll of a squid!
*someone high in the air yells*
???: TRASH TALKIN', HUH?
??? 2: PHUHUHUHU! RINGS OF BLUE? SQUID VOODOO? ARE YOU KIDDING US?
??? 3: HOW? ARE YOU NEW TO THIS WORLD? HAHEHAHEHAHE!
??? 4: TUBE, TUBE, TUBE, TUBE! JUMP DOWN!
KODOMO: Who?
ALL ???: WE ARE...
*quiet thud*
ALL ???: OCTO MAGIC AT THE ステーク!
BURERA: I am Burera, the princess of the group!
ZUDAKO: I am Zudako!
MōFU: Mōfu.
UTSUBYō: Utsubyō, that's me!
CUTI: ... huh?
LOLLI: Ooo! Are you here to help?
...
BURERA: Who gave you that idea? No, we are here to HURT!
ZUDAKO: Phuhuhu! Shall I?
MōFU: YES!
*poof*
LIBBI: What was that?
LOLLI: Sister, I think that was... the band! Unless all of them have twins... and the same names... and hairdo-
KODOMO, CUTI AND LIBBI: We get it.
Tubetastic! (Tubelings, Grill-Floods, Tubehangman, basically all the things you've seen throughout Sadness Underground and Dome Site)
Princess Problem (The Boss Fight)
LOLLI: I detect large amounts of Tubetarian Energy here. It could be a trap, but it also could be a Tubetarian Base!
BURERA: CORRRRRECT! TRAP BASE! YUHUH!
LIBBI: Uggghhh... Not you, Kasa.
BURERA: MY. NAMES. NOT. KASA! PLEASE, GET THE PRINCESS'S NAME RIGHT!
CUTI: Stop SCREAMING about it, and maybe we'll listen!
BURERA: Ughhh... *through crocodile tears* No OnE eVeR lIsTeNs To Me! *sniff* Rude.
Oh! Yes yes, I forgot! *her hair glows* My special charge. Biggest Blurbler! Protect me! And Sabaki's and Leader Soiika-chan? Make sure they are wasabi after this fight.
SOIIKA-CHAN: Yes, my warlord.
KODOMO: Agent 10! Kick 'em in the shins!
DURING SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 1
BURERA: No! My baby!
AFTER SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 1
LOLLI AND LIBBI: There you go! Butter 'em up!
DURING SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 2
BURERA: You monster!
AFTER SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 2
KODOMO AND CUTI: That's it! Dunk her in soy sauce!
DURING SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 3
BURERA: PLEASE! THIS IS MY LAST BIGGEST BLURBLER!
AFTER SHREDDING BIGGEST BLURBLER PHASE 3
BURERA: NOOOO!
BURERA: *sniff* You... You have no manners! *sniff*
KODOMO: WAWAWAWA WANNCHAI!
BURERA: Uv thuulylk tvuzaly... lcps jlwohsvwvk... P dhua jhukf uvd...
LOLLI: Ok... Now Agent 10, lets go.
*outside the kettle*
LOLLI: Ok, so, you are going to go to Dunk Bunker Deep, with Agents 1 and 8, Spotz and Cheria.
LIBBI: Good Luck~!
YOU ARE READING
The Hero Mode story for my Splatoon project!
FanfictionIdk how to describe it other than... 'this was made in a Google doc lol'
