THREAT SINKERS
*say hey? 5? 9?*
SHADE: yellow? Valley, mei hare son thumb!
CALLRY: Oh 9, it's just 10. No one evil.
SHADE: mei thunk it waas emmaville.
CALLRY: HEY 10!
SHADE: hay!
THREAT SINKERS MISSIONS
Nevermore, flight of the Tubebombers
ADVENTURE!
hallow fiyt, ~Shade
fyir an wahder, ~Shade
CALLRY: Ok, I think I found something.
SHADE: wat dig Valley doe?
ZUDAKO: Something EXTRUTIONARY stupid! It's me, a killer fi-re! Can't be set back by wa-ter, don't step to me i'll mur-der!
CALLRY: That was easy! Now we know that we need squirt guns!
SHADE: beut they sad dat they count by stuped by wahder!
ZUDAKO: How did you not hear me, sting-y thing? You may have thought you were smart, well you aren't! THIS IS MY TIME! I CAN TASTE THE SONG NAMES! Zudako on the swing... Zudako Mambo... Zudako 7777... Zudako Nah-Nah...
CALLRY: HEY! Agent 10- KILL THIS BALL- no! Her song preferences have rolled into my brain!
SHADE: heh, bwall, rwolld.
(Zudako's fight has a different fight structure than Burera's and Mōfu's. She runs around the arena, throwing fire and water at you. Fire dries you up and water breaks the skin. You have to shoot at the fire and water balloons to make them go back to Zudako, doing the same thing that happens to you when you are hit.)
WATER FIRE FIGHT 1
ZUDAKO: HUH? What's this? Trying to fight back?
HIT 1: WATER
ZUDAKO: ARRGGG! I'M DRENCHED!
HIT 1: FIRE
ZUDAKO: MMMUUUU? I'M DRIED UP!
WATER FIRE FIGHT 2
ZUDAKO: Oh no you don't!
HIT 2: WATER
ZUDAKO: AAAA! IT'S COLD!
HIT 2: FIRE
ZUDAKO: UWAA! IT'S SO HOT!
ZUDAKO: Ok, ok, I forfeit! All hear!
CALLRY: Let's go, 10.
SHADE: yass! dis is deprwesinng.
*outside the kettle*
CALLRY: Ok, next is... Team Site! Say goodbye!
SHADE: BAI BAI!
*wait, who am I going to meet?*
CALLRY: Nevermind that!
YOU ARE READING
The Hero Mode story for my Splatoon project!
FanfictionIdk how to describe it other than... 'this was made in a Google doc lol'
