Greetings! Welcome to the Cult of Gekos, where you're purely here to become one with the geko and make us a real species.
I am the Cult Leader and if you join you will be treated equally and have special bonuses.
Your starter pack is this:
A rainbow knife
That's it. At least until I come up with more stuff.
But now, let us recite the two songs of the gekos!
Binglebangledingledangleyikkitydoodahjinglejanglefinglefanglebibbitybobbityboo.
Geko geko
I'm a fancy geko
Sitting in a tree
Geko geko
I'm a sexy geko
Won't you be a geko with me!
(Credit to @RemusButALotMoreShit for the second song)
Your supreme leader, @That_Dam_Geko
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Cult of the Gekos
RandomSo I saw other people making cults and thought "Y'know what, let's make a cult of my species." Yes it is spelt wrong on purpose, gekos and geckos are entirely different things. Yes it is you're just misinformed. Anyway, I need more gekos to become a...
