Ok, you've got this far so I'd say you're interested in becoming a geko. Good! Now this is how to join and some shameless self-promotion.
1. Read my other books (not necessary technically but it would be nice if you could)
2. Follow other members and me, of course
3. Fill in the form
4. Recite one of the songs of the gekos (this will be part of the form)
5. Add a hashtags of some sort in your profile so fellow gekos know where their people are
And that is how you become a geko in 5 simple steps! Onwards!

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Cult of the Gekos
LosoweSo I saw other people making cults and thought "Y'know what, let's make a cult of my species." Yes it is spelt wrong on purpose, gekos and geckos are entirely different things. Yes it is you're just misinformed. Anyway, I need more gekos to become a...