jj: good morning hoes!
john b: chile anyways so
kiara: john b istg
y/n: and i oop—
kiara: omfg
jj: kiara ur my real hoe ;)
kiara: if you ever call me ur hoe again i'm gonna beat your ass and break up with you
jj: my lips are sealed
john b: now i'm just trying to sit back and relax and enjoy my evening and all of the sudden i hear this agitating, grading voice
kiara: stfu
sarah: ily jb but that's just dance moms
john b: yeah but it's on tik tok
y/n: ugh i love dance moms
sarah: omg me too!!
pope: what's dance moms
y/n: EXCUSE ME????
sarah: you dk what dance moms is?
pope: no
y/n: it was literally my whole childhood
sarah: ugh mine too
sarah: christi kelly and holly >>>
y/n: YES!!!!
y/n: did you not just sit there and say my daughter looked miserable so maybe we should put kalani in her place
sarah: no i never said that
y/n: yes you most certainly did
sarah: no i didn't dInGbAT LISTEN!
sarah: I SAID— *points finger in your face*
y/n: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE *is also pointing finger in face as i tell you not to point your finger in my face*
sarah: *pretends to eat finger*
y/n: oh you would eat me bitch
y/n: *slaps your head and rips at your hair*
y/n: GET AWAY FROM ME
john b: GIRLS OUT THE ROOM! GIRLS OUT THE ROOM!
pope: i am so confused
jj: was sarah being the fat scary lady?
sarah: yeah that's abby the dance teacher
pope: so she's teaching little girls and her and the moms are acting like that?
y/n: pretty much yeah
jj: were the moms hot? i love me a good milf
kiara: jayj 🙄
john b: she's jealous
kiara: stfu
kiara: you watch dance moms bitch i don't wanna hear it
john b: what? no. i've watched one episode with sarah and saw the rest on tik tok
sarah: not true you told me you loved dance moms
sarah: and you need to take a break from tik tok
y/n: yeah and you even made a list of your fav moms to your least fav moms on your secret tik tok account
john b: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS
john b: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
john b: traitors
y/n: @oliviarodrigo
sarah: you did this to yourself when you decided to be holly
john b: fml
jj: damn this lady's hot
jj:
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sarah: omg that's who holly is!!
y/n: our unproblematic queen
john b: holly is such a queen where is her crown?
kiara: john b ur such a little girl
pope: i agree
john b: SHUT UP POPE BECAUSE YOU USED TO COLLECT AMERICAN GIRL DOLLS
kiara: LMFAOOOOO
y/n: OMG FR??? THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY
sarah: omg pope i'm dead 😭
jj: were the dolls hot??
john b: jj stop asking if everything's hot. it's unnecessary
sarah: and it's making kie jealous
kiara: i'm not the jealous type tbh
pope: whatever you say
sarah: anyway john b wanna watch dance moms?
john b: ...yes
sarah: okay bye y'all!
jj: i'm coming too so i can see the hot moms
pope: ur a dope
jj: i know!
dance moms slays
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obx gc/social media
Fanfictionin which the cast and the characters will have gc's and sometimes post on social media
