my friends oc x reader (Crackfic XD)

Im Fucking Back

HIII!! its mee *Bats eyelashes cutely* Your one and only wonderful author, MERCURY!!

I hate this and i hate myself 

if your one of my friends, hi, go fuck yourself <3 /lh

if you somehow found this, im so sorry

maybe someday ill give yall my ao3 so you can read my actual stuff

anyways, back to the story!!!!

It was a day like anyother, my messy brunnette blind bluie hair red purople flowing in the wind

the beautiful tall eldritch being beside me

ahhhh my girlfriend

anyways

we were out for coffee because what other fucking things can (y/n) do except go out for coffee

oops! sorry, seems the author is a bit on edge hehe!

anyways my camel 4 foot long eyelashes flowed in the wind as i blinked rapidly up at my grilfiend

"i want weed" they said

Oh.

uh. 

your not suppoerd to say that were very famiry fwendly wemenmber.

Im breaking up with you

she said

What?????///?????//

WHATTT??????>?//??/?

tears started to pour from my anime blue ordbs

you cant leave me! why!!

whyyyyyy!!

*Camera pans out to an aerial view*

*(Y/N) Drops to her knees, making a fucking scene in public, that pick me bitch*

*(y/n) starts screaming like a little bitch, meanwhile, her ex-stalker-turned-girlfriend-now-turned-ex-girlfriend makes a run for it, leaving (y/n) to wallow in misery*

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

NO MORE.

ITS DONE.

ITS OVER.

i hate this thing omfg i wish i had never written it

anyways! have a wonderful day my lovelies!!! *mwah!* <3